🤑 FTX Creditors: $1.6B Payday Incoming – Don’t Spend It All on Space Travel! 🚀
The FTX Recovery Trust, in a move that’s almost as surprising as finding a restaurant at the end of the universe, has announced a third distribution of funds worth approximately $1.6 billion. The payout is scheduled for September 30, 2025, because even in bankruptcy, deadlines are as inevitable as the Vogons’ poetry. This is the biggest leap towards compensating former clients and creditors since the catastrophic collapse of the exchange in November 2022, which left everyone feeling like they’d been hit by a Vogon constructor fleet.








