Investment Policy

The Avalanche AVAX community, that fickle assembly of investors and builders, once more congeals into a cohesive mass, evoking memories of past surges. 🐦 While recent months saw debates as chaotic as a Shakespearean play, the current mood is one of unity, a rare phenomenon akin to a well-timed pun. Steven9000, that arbiter of crypto fate, claims this alignment mirrors the days of yore, when the community’s collective energy propelled Avalanche into the stratosphere. 🌌

On August 18, the SEC, with all the drama of a Shakespearean tragedy, extended its deadline. “We need time,” they murmured, as if pondering the meaning of existence itself. But we know better-this is no ordinary delay. It’s a tightrope walk between innovation and scandal, with Trump’s empire dangling like a gilded pendulum. 🕰️💫

BarriC, with the zeal of a revolutionary, declares that XRP has yet to taste the sweet nectar of a “utility run.” No, not the kind where bankers flee with their ledgers in hand, but a run fueled by adoption-banks, remittance companies, and global payment systems all sipping from the XRP fountain. Imagine, comrades, a world where XRP is not just a speculative plaything but the backbone of transactions! A world where its value is not dictated by the whims of altcoin seasons but by the relentless march of utility. 🏦

XRP’s back in the spotlight, folks, and not in a “Curb Your Enthusiasm” kind of way. The token dropped below $3 faster than I can say “tacking on a surcharge.” Profit-taking and crypto weakness? More like a full-blown Larry David meltdown. 😩

But here’s the kicker: while BitMine is loading up on ETH, their share price has taken a nosedive, plummeting 14.2% since August 11. Talk about timing. It’s like showing up to a party in a new outfit only to realize everyone else is wearing the same thing. 🤦‍♂️

Ethereum (ETH) now finds itself languishing around $4,350, having gracefully descended from its recent heights of $4,800. The spotlight is on a CME futures gap nestled between $4,050 and $4,100. Such gaps, dear reader, are like magnets for prices, especially after the weekend revelries of the futures market.

Balance-sheet brag-sheet: Metaplanet now cradles 18,888 BTC worth a theoretical $1.94 billion-average price $102,653. They are, by their own lights, 12 % in the money, and still riding the Ferris wheel with merry abandon. The FT would call this “prudent diversification”; Twitter calls it a paid vacation for their graphics intern.

Closing at $4,475 on August 13th, Ethereum showed us all that it’s still alive-and apparently thriving-after a long hiatus. The secret? Probably those Ethereum ETFs with their giant inflows, because nothing screams “bullish momentum” like a record-breaking $1.02 billion in one day. Who knew that money could find its way to ETH faster than a dog to a biscuit?

Let’s dig into the juicy bits so you can stop guessing and start stressing less about your portfolio.