South Korea’s Hilarious Trade Tango with the U.S. Before Tariff Tidal Wave!
With a flair for the dramatic, Seoul’s strategists are desperately aiming to whip up terms at least as palatable as Japan’s recent offer—a tantalizing 15% tariff cap. It’s akin to negotiating a fancy dinner when you realize that most of the good dishes are off the menu. Key topics of discussion revolve around shipbuilding cooperation, while the true delicacies of beef and rice imports are off-limits, like a celebrity guest refusing to take selfies. 🍚🤷♂️