Right. Pi Network. It’s still…around. Which, honestly, is a bit like finding a forgotten packet of biscuits at the back of the cupboard. You’re vaguely surprised, and then you wonder why you bothered. Apparently, even during this whole crypto bull run thing (which, let’s be honest, I’m mostly observing from a safe distance with a glass of wine 🍷), people are still obsessing over PI. This article promises to explain why. God help us all.
The Latest Developments (Apparently)
So, the Pi people are very busy. Constantly “updating” things. They’ve introduced a “BUY” button in the Pi Wallet. A BUY button! Like we didn’t already know you could *buy* things. Revolutionary. It’s like discovering your toaster has a ‘toast’ setting. 🤯
And then they added buttons for exchanges and, wait for it… “Mine Pi for Free!” which is a bit of a giveaway, isn’t it? Like admitting the whole thing is a bit of a long shot. They’re even hinting at accessing exchanges *directly* from the wallet. Progress! (Or just making it easier to lose money, who knows?).
They also have Pi Browser (a “decentralized web platform” – sounds fancy) and Pi App Studio (so *anyone* can build apps, even me? Terrifying.).
Exchange Balances: A Worrying Trend 📉
Apparently, a record amount of PI tokens – over 400 million! – are chilling on crypto exchanges. Which, in crypto terms, is basically like a giant “SELL” sign. Nearly half of that is on Gate.io, which… well, let’s just say it’s a popular choice for those who enjoy a little excitement.
And because things couldn’t possibly get worse, they’re planning to unlock another 170 million tokens in the next 30 days. It’s a veritable PI flood, isn’t it? Prepare for a deluge of digital coins and potential price drops.

Price Predictions: Brace Yourselves
Currently, PI is worth about $0.44. Which is…not much. It’s down 85% from its peak of $3. Apparently some “analysts” think it could fall even further, down to $0.40. Honestly, at this point, it’s all just speculation. It’s like trying to predict what my cat will do next – completely futile.
One X user (because of course) thinks the “pump” from the new “BUY” button is over, and points to “low liquidity, too much unlocks, and no dev narrative”. Harsh, but probably fair.
“Be careful,” they warned. Sounds like a reasonable suggestion, actually.
But then there’s MOON JEFF, who is optimistic. He thinks PI is “trying to reclaim its glory” and could reach $1. Bless his heart. 😂
Binance: The Holy Grail? 🙏
Everyone wants Binance to list PI. They even had a community vote, and the people *spoke*. But Binance is being all mysterious and hasn’t done anything yet. It’s the crypto equivalent of waiting for a text back. You’re constantly refreshing your phone, hoping for a miracle.
There’s a lot of gossip that Binance might list PI soon, which would definitely cause a stir. But then there are the pessimists, like Kim H Wong, who point out that the code isn’t fully open-sourced and there haven’t been any security audits. Basically, it’s a bit of a mess.
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2025-07-25 18:56