Prenetics Goes Full Gonzo: Buys 100 More Bitcoins, Because Why Not? 😂💰

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Hold onto your lab coats and wallets, folks! Prenetics, the health science whiz backed by the legendary David Beckham-yes, that David Beckham-has decided Bitcoin is the new miracle cure. They’re doubling down, quadrupling, or maybe even QUINTUPLING their digital gold stash with an extra 100 BTC. Because, as they say in Silicon Valley, “When in doubt, buy more Bitcoin, am I right?” 😂

Bitcoin piling up like rocket fuel

“This 100 Bitcoin purchase? It’s like our financial version of a high five-showing our turbocharged vision. With our cash mountain, our zero debt lifestyle, and all the runway we need, we’re ready to rocket!” 🚀

Meanwhile, their IM8 supplement brand-supporting health, vitality, and probably a lot of gym selfies-just hit $100 million ARR, and they’re dreaming of hitting $200 million. Because health and wealth are, after all, the best duo since peanut butter and jelly. 🤝

BREAKING: Prenetics, the NASDAQ darling, just snatched up another 100 Bitcoin and is feeling as unstoppable as a C-list actor at an Oscar after-party. 🎭✨ Full scoop here:

– Prenetics (@Prenetics) October 31, 2025

Yeung double-dares the future: “We’re not just playing for today, we’re stacking the chips for tomorrow. While we keep making IM8 the kingpin of health, our Bitcoin treasury is Queue-Up Level Big.” 🥳

Yes, they plan to snag a shiny 1 BTC every day, and maybe throw in strategic large buys during dips-because dips are just the market’s way of saying “Come on in, the water’s fine!” 💦

In short, Prenetics is on the crypto rollercoaster, screaming “Wheee!” as they swoop into the future with a grin wider than a Cheshire cat’s. Better hold onto your hats-or lab goggles-because this biotech meets Bitcoin circus is just getting started. 🎪

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2025-10-31 19:57