Prison NFTs? No, Just Ulbricht’s Jailhouse Sales Rally! 🚔💰
Once the infamous mastermind behind Silk Road, Ross Ulbricht, has decided that jail time is apparently worth a cool $1.8 million in Bitcoin. Who knew that mugshots and prison art could be the hottest collectibles of the decade? 🖼️💸
His prison ID card, a relic of the days he was one stamp away from becoming a very expensive paperweight, managed to fetch a staggering 11 BTC—because apparently, nothing says “I miss my freedom” like a slightly-used ID card. Meanwhile, an oil painting of questionable artistic value sold for 1.2 BTC, proving that art and prison chic are inextricably linked in the digital age. 🎨🖤
According to the thoughtfully detached description on the Bitcoin market “Scare City” (because who wouldn’t want a marketplace full of emotional baggage?), Ulbricht said, “I’ve decided to auction some personal items from before my arrest and during my time in prison. I don’t need the reminders, and some of you will love to have e’em.” Yes, clearly he’s got a keen sense of the irony, or perhaps just a very lucrative sense of style.
As bids trickled in faster than a caffeinated squirrel, the prison memorabilia market was set ablaze. But truly, it raises a philosophical question: is this the future of collectibles? Or just a very expensive souvenir shop for the oddly morbid? Either way, Ross Ulbricht feels free—well, as free as you can be when you’ve just sold your jailhouse bling for Bitcoin. 🎉
Read more of this fascinating saga at Coingape.com, where the only thing more surprising than the sale is the human capacity for bizarre capitalism.
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2025-06-01 05:06