Pro XRP Lawyer Outlines Reasons To Accumulate Despite Crypto Market Crash

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Well, well, well! Who would’ve thought? John Deaton, the ever-dedicated pro-XRP lawyer, is now urging financial advisors to step up their game and advise their clients to get cozy with cryptocurrency. Why? Because the crypto world is as unpredictable as your neighbor’s cat, and guess what? The prices might just shoot up again after the market crash. Isn’t that just the kind of surprise we all love? 🙄

Financial Advisors Should Tell Clients To Invest In Digital Assets, Says Pro XRP Lawyer

After a rollercoaster of a week for cryptocurrencies, Deaton is practically waving a red flag in front of financial advisors, shouting, “Hey, are you out of your mind?!” He made it clear on X (formerly Twitter, you know, where people can’t shut up) that every investor should park at least a teeny-tiny portion of their funds in the glorious realm of crypto. After all, why settle for boring old stocks when you can embrace the madness of Bitcoin? 😂

“If you’re a Financial Advisor, how are you not negligent, or even reckless, to not advise your clients to have, at least, a small percentage of your investments in Bitcoin and/or other digital asset,” said Deaton. Oh, the pressure! Let’s hope they don’t take it too literally and sell the house to invest in Dogecoin. 🙃

Deaton’s message comes at a time when the crypto industry is undergoing what we could call a ‘refreshing’ change, especially with President Trump allegedly stirring the pot. Two years ago, all they wanted was clear regulations and a level playing field—now, it’s a full-blown crypto rollercoaster. 🎢

According to Deaton, the excitement in the industry is palpable, and it’s all thanks to the arrival of something no one expected: a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve (SBR) and a Crypto Czar. Yes, you read that right—a Crypto Czar. Apparently, no crypto empire is complete without one. 👑

“We didn’t expect a President to appoint a Crypto Czar, form a Crypto Council or Digital Assets Working Group, or establish an SBR or SCR,” Deaton quipped. No kidding, right? Because who wouldn’t want a bunch of bureaucrats whispering sweet nothings about crypto all day? 😏

Objective Reasons For A Potential Crypto Rally

Now, let’s get to the “why” behind Deaton’s fiery crypto plea. He’s got three solid reasons to throw your money at digital assets. First up, the U.S. government’s bold and somewhat questionable move to pursue a “budget-neutral” Bitcoin acquisition strategy. Apparently, it’s a catalyst that could send prices soaring. Because why not? If the government is involved, you might as well trust it…right? 🙃

But wait—there’s more! Deaton’s second reason involves Howard Lutnick, Secretary of Commerce, who proudly announced he has “hundreds of millions of dollars exposure to BTC.” Sounds pretty fancy, huh? Lutnick even hinted that his Bitcoin stash could swell into the billions in just a year. Oh sure, why not? Because billions in Bitcoin doesn’t sound like a risky business venture at all. 😜

And let’s not forget the big players like Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, who’s not just talking about Bitcoin but has hinted at expanding to other cryptocurrencies. Meanwhile, BlackRock’s Larry Fink—don’t you just love that name?—is out here urging investors to throw 5% of their net worth into BTC. Because when BlackRock talks, the financial world listens. And who wouldn’t want to add a little bit of Bitcoin magic to their portfolio? 💰

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2025-03-09 22:40