So, I’m watching this live broadcast of some military parade in Beijing, and I overhear Putin and Xi Jinping talking about living forever π€. I mean, who doesn’t want to live forever, right? π€·ββοΈ
Apparently, Xi says people might live to be , and Putin is all like, “Hey, with these new surgical techniques and organ transplants, we can all live younger and younger… or even forever!” ππ. I mean, come on, guys, you’re not exactly the poster children for healthy living ποΈββοΈ.
The clip goes viral, and suddenly everyone’s like, “Ooh, are they planning on becoming superheroes or something?” π¦ΈββοΈ. The Kremlin and Chinese state outlets are all, “Uh, no, we’re just interested in longevity research… yeah, that’s it.” π€.
And, of course, the crypto crowd is all over this, especially Vitalik Buterin, who’s probably thinking, “If I can just live forever, I can HODL my Ethereum forever too!” π. Yeah, because that’s exactly what we need – immortal crypto enthusiasts π.
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2025-09-04 10:57