Oh, quantum computing! The latest scapegoat for Bitcoin’s slump, as if it’s the financial equivalent of blaming a spoon for a shattered glass. NYDIG, ever the party pooper, insists the numbers are as unexciting as a Monday morning. In their Feb. 17 research note, Greg Cipolaro, NYDIG’s resident number wizard, argues that “quantum fears” are the crypto version of a viral TikTok trend-loud, but not actually steering the ship. Search behavior? Cross-asset correlations? Broader risk positioning? All just fancy jargon for “this isn’t your fault, quantum.”
NYDIG, in their infinite wisdom, frames “Cryptographically Relevant Quantum Computers” as the plot twist no one asked for. But here’s the kicker: market behavior isn’t screaming, “The end is nigh!” It’s more like a shrug. 🤷♀️
Cipolaro’s first move? Google Trends. Because, obviously. Search interest for “quantum computing bitcoin” spiked, he notes-just as Bitcoin was partying like it was 2021. “If the market were genuinely spooked by quantum doomsday,” he quips, “you’d expect searches to lead the charge, not follow the parade.” Spoiler: they followed the parade.
Next up: a correlation check between Bitcoin and quantum stocks (IONQ, QBTS, etc.). If investors were fleeing Bitcoin for quantum, you’d expect those stocks to moonwalk while Bitcoin tumbles. Instead, they all fell in line like a group project where everyone gets a D. NYDIG concludes, “The data says quantum isn’t the villain-it’s just the least interesting suspect.”
The real drama? A “broader macro repricing of risk” (translation: grown-ups are panicking). Bitcoin and quantum stocks, it turns out, are both long-duration bets-like two students failing the same exam for different reasons. When risk appetite wanes, they both get sent to the principal’s office.
NYDIG also points to derivatives markets, where CME’s 1-month basis is playing “I’m fine, you’re fine” with offshore Deribit. US desks are bullish; offshore? Not so much. “It’s the financial version of a bad breakup,” Cipolaro sighs.
At press time, Bitcoin traded at $66,886-a price so arbitrary, it could be the result of rolling a dice. Or a quantum computer.
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