Ah, behold! Russia, with all the subtlety of a bear dancing on ice, prepares to unveil a magnificent new bazaar for the trading of those mystical coins called cryptocurrencies, but only for the crème de la crème—the super-qualified investors, no less! 🐻💸
Our esteemed Finance Minister, Monsieur Siluanov, did proclaim at a grand assembly on the 23rd day of April, reported by the ever-watchful scribes of RBC, that this exchange shall rise like a phoenix, catering exclusively to those who boast fortunes vast enough to make even the czars envious.
But lo, this marketplace shall not mingle freely within the common financial taverns of Mother Russia! Nay, it will dwell in a curious “experimental legal regime,” a fanciful euphemism for “we’ll try to keep it out of trouble but not venture too far.” As the Minister cheerfully stated, the aim is to drag crypto “from the shadows” into the dim light of legality, though not quite into the homeland’s warm embrace.
Currently, the ordinary Russian soul may own these shiny digital trinkets but cannot use them to pay for a humble loaf of bread at the corner shop. Our people, eager as always, must ply their trades on distant shores beyond the border—where the grass is greener, or so they say.
cautious, shrewd, and ever so sarcastic, the powers-that-be flirt with the crypto flame while clutching their ledgers tightly.
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2025-04-24 09:22