Saylor’s Bitcoin Throne: Is This The “One Chair” To Rule Them All?

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So, Michael Saylor, this Bitcoin guy, you know, the one who thinks Bitcoin is like, the only cryptocurrency that matters? Yeah, he’s been acting like a real 👑 king 👑 lately. This guy, he’s got a Twitter account, which, let’s be honest, is like a giant, digital toilet where everyone flushes their opinions down. But anyway, he posted this picture of himself sitting in an orange chair. Orange, because it’s the color of Bitcoin, 🙄 duh.🙄

“One Chair” – “to rule them all”

The tweet just says “One Chair.” A real masterpiece of communication, right? 🙄 But you know, these Bitcoin maximalists, they’re all about subtlety. They’re like, “This chair is for Bitcoin. All other cryptocurrencies can kiss my…well, not really, but you get the point.” They’re like, “One chair to rule them all.” You know, like the One Ring in Lord of the Rings.

One chair to rule them all 😎

— 🇺🇸 Bull Moose American 🇺🇸 (@BullMooseMemes) January 28, 2025

I mean, it’s not like there are other, you know, chairs out there. Like, maybe there are other cryptocurrencies, other “chairs” that might be, you know, equally good. But these guys, they’re all about Bitcoin. It’s like they’re afraid of other options, like they’re allergic to anything different. 😂

To rule them all 🚀🚀

— Kapisch (@1Kapisch) January 28, 2025

The Great Crypto Chair Debate: Who Gets to Sit?

So, there’s this big debate happening now about what cryptocurrencies the US should hold in their, like, strategic reserve. It’s like, you’re holding all these, you know, precious metals. You have your gold, your silver, you know, the classics. But now, the government’s like, “Alright, we need some cryptocurrency in our vault too.” But what kind?

Saylor, this Bitcoin guy, he’s like, “Only Bitcoin, folks. Only Bitcoin.” It’s like he doesn’t want anyone else to sit on the chair. 🙄 Other crypto people are like, “No, no, no. We need a multi-chair situation.” I mean, it’s not like Bitcoin is the only cryptocurrency on Earth, it’s not like it’s the only chair available.

This guy, Brad Garlinghouse, the CEO of Ripple, he’s like, “We need a mix of cryptocurrencies, a diverse group of chairs.” He’s probably like, “Let’s get Ripple in there too. We’ll all be sharing the chair, you know?” You know, like, “Hey, we’re all in this together.” But Samson Mow, this Bitcoin maximalist, he’s like, “No way, man. Ripple’s a bunch of charlatans. They’re just out for themselves.” You know, like, “They’re just trying to sneak into the chair without paying their dues.” 🙄 He’s like, “Only Bitcoin. The “One Chair” is enough, and it belongs to Bitcoin.” 😂

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2025-01-28 20:58