Scottie Pippen’s Outrageous Bitcoin Predictions Will Leave You Speechless! 😲💰

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Ah, the illustrious Scottie Pippen, a man whose basketball prowess is rivaled only by his audacity in the realm of cryptocurrency! At the ripe age of 59, he has graced us with a tweet that could only be described as a veritable symphony of bullish exuberance. He has deemed Bitcoin‘s current valuation of $100,000 to be nothing short of “dirty cheap.” One must wonder, is he referring to the price or the state of his laundry? 🧺

“$10 million price per BTC isn’t a dream, it’s destiny” – or perhaps a delightful delusion?

In a moment of sheer bravado, Pippen has taken to the digital ether to address the naysayers who lament the soaring price of Bitcoin. He boldly asserts that in a world awash with $900 trillion worth of assets, Bitcoin is but a trifle. “A $10M price per $BTC isn’t a dream… it’s destiny,” he proclaims, as if he were the oracle of Delphi, foretelling the rise of a digital gold. One can only hope he has consulted a financial advisor—or perhaps a crystal ball! 🔮

You think Bitcoin is expensive at $100K? I see it as dirt cheap in a $900 TRILLION world of assets. A $10M price per $BTC isn’t a dream… it’s destiny.

— Scottie Pippen (@ScottiePippen) January 21, 2025

In a previous tweet, our dear Scottie suggested that despite Bitcoin’s current price, we are merely at the dawn of its ascension, with a “next stop” of $1 million. It appears he has taken on the role of a cryptocurrency prophet, claiming that the elusive Satoshi Nakamoto visited him in a dream, imparting wisdom about Bitcoin’s future. One can only imagine the conversation: “So, Satoshi, what’s the secret to wealth? A good jump shot or a well-timed tweet?” 🏀💸

On January 5, the former Chicago Bulls star warned the crypto community that “they will want your Bitcoin,” a statement that sounds suspiciously like a line from a bad horror film. He urged them not to “get shaken out” of crypto, as if Bitcoin were a particularly stubborn cocktail shaker. 🍸

Bitcoin prints “God Candle”, hitting new ATH

In a turn of events that could only be described as miraculous, Bitcoin, the grandest of cryptocurrencies, has surged nearly 10% to a staggering new high of $109,114 per coin. One can only assume that the “God candle” spotted by Bitcoin maximalist Samson Mow was lit by divine intervention—or perhaps just a particularly enthusiastic investor. 🔥

This meteoric rise coincided with the inauguration of the newly-elected US president, Donald Trump, who has expressed his pro-crypto sentiments with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. Among his proposals was the rather audacious idea of creating a US Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. One can only hope that this reserve comes with a user manual! 📚

As of this very moment, Bitcoin is trading at a modest $103,195, a price that would make even the most seasoned investors raise an eyebrow—or perhaps a glass of champagne. 🥂

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2025-01-21 15:48