Senator Lummis Promises Bitcoin Bonanza: Hold Onto Your Wallets! 💰

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So, pro-crypto Republican senator from Wyoming, Cynthia Lummis, has been tweeting up a storm about Bitcoin, claiming that “Big things” are on the horizon. And when I say “Big,” I mean she literally wrote the “B” with four vertical strokes. Because nothing says “serious financial legislation” like a little artistic flair! 🎨

Bitcoin Act Reintroduced

In a move that’s as bold as her choice of tweet art, Lummis has reintroduced the Bitcoin Act, which she first proposed last July. This act is basically her way of saying, “Hey, let’s have the US government buy 1 million Bitcoin over the next five years and hold onto them for at least twenty years.” Because who doesn’t want to play the long game with digital currency? 🕰️

Now, just last week, President Donald Trump signed an executive order to create a Bitcoin reserve, and Lummis, in her infinite wisdom, decided it was the perfect time to dust off her Bitcoin Act while attending a Bitcoin-themed conference. You know, because nothing screams “I’m serious about Bitcoin” like a conference filled with people wearing hoodies and talking about blockchain. 🙄

Before she hit “tweet” on the Bitcoin Act reintroduction, she assured us she was “for real this time.” I mean, who doesn’t love a good promise? “Big things coming,” she said. I’m just hoping it’s not another one of those “big things” like my last birthday party where only my cat showed up. 🐱

In her next two tweets, she announced the Bitcoin Act’s reintroduction and added, “Let’s secure America’s financial future.” Because nothing says “financial security” like a volatile cryptocurrency! 💸

The Bitcoin Act aims to “codify President Trump’s bold vision to establish the United States Strategic Bitcoin Reserve and strengthen our nation’s economic foundation for generations to come.” So, basically, we’re putting all our eggs in a digital basket. What could possibly go wrong? 🤷‍♀️

And let’s not forget about Bitcoin itself: “Bitcoin is not simply a technological opportunity, but a national imperative for America’s continued financial leadership in the 21st century.” Wow, talk about pressure! No pressure, Bitcoin, but the fate of our financial future rests on your digital shoulders! 😬

Robert Kiyosaki Will Continue Buying Bitcoin

Meanwhile, renowned investor and author of “Rich Dad Poor Dad,” Robert Kiyosaki, has weighed in on the current market crash that’s got everyone clutching their wallets. He tweeted that the “biggest crash in history” has arrived, which he totally predicted in one of his books. Because who doesn’t love a good “I told you so”? 📉

Kiyosaki claims that crashes are actually opportunities to snag real assets at a discount. So, if you’re looking for a bargain, now’s the time! Bitcoin is currently on sale, having plunged 7% since Monday but rebounding by 4.21%. At the time of this writing, BTC is trading at $80,860, which is basically like finding a $20 bill in your old coat pocket. Score! 🤑

He’s all in on Bitcoin, gold, silver, and real estate—because why not diversify your panic purchases? 🏡

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2025-03-11 18:50