SHIB Burn Plummets 88.07% 🚀🐶 What’s Next for the Doge Killer?

Oh, the wily world of Shiba Inu has taken a tumble, hasn’t it? 🌀 The burn rate, that magical number everyone’s been wagging their tails about, has collapsed a whopping 88.07% in the last 24 hours. 🕳️ Traders are sitting on their paws, waiting for the big dogs at the Federal Reserve to bark their next move. What a circus! 🎪

According to the ever-watchful Shibburn, only 4,103,799 SHIB were sent to the fiery abyss yesterday, compared to a scorching 34,397,753 SHIB the day before. 🔥 That’s like going from a bonfire to a birthday candle! 🕯️

HOURLY SHIB UPDATE 🐕
$SHIB Price: $0.00000843 (1hr 0.63% ▲ | 24hr -0.45% ▼ )
Market Cap: $4,963,035,261 (-0.46% ▼)
Total Supply: 589,246,109,943,196

TOKENS BURNT 🔥
Past hour: 1,490 (7 transactions)
Past 24Hrs: 4,103,799 (-88.07% ▼)
Past 7 Days: 96,746,621 (3.45% ▲)

– Shibburn (@shibburn) December 8, 2025

So, the daily burn rate took a nosedive like a clown falling off a unicycle, but the weekly burn rate? It’s doing a little jig, up 3.45% with 96,746,621 SHIB burned in the last seven days. 🎉 Still, the total supply is now a mere 589,246,109,943,196 SHIB. That’s a lot of zeros, but who’s counting? 🤔

The Big Dogs Are Barking 🐶

Meanwhile, the crypto market is tiptoeing higher, mirroring the Asian equities’ morning stretch. 🌅 But everyone’s ears are perked up for the central bank decisions coming our way. The Federal Reserve, that grand old watchdog, is set to announce its policy on Dec. 10. Will they cut rates by 25 basis points? Traders are betting their dog biscuits on it, with an 87% chance priced in. 🍖

And let’s not forget the Bank of England on Dec. 18 and the Bank of Japan on Dec. 19. It’s like a global game of fetch, but with interest rates! 🎾

At the moment, Shiba Inu is trading in the green at $0.000008471, up 6% weekly. But don’t let that wagging tail fool you-sentiment is as cautious as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. 🐱 Without fresh catalysts, this rally might just be a pup’s dream. 🌙

Coinbase Throws SHIB a Bone 🦴

In other news, Coinbase has rolled out the red carpet for Shiba Inu, launching 24/7 trading for monthly altcoin futures on Dec. 5. 🕒 And that’s not all-U.S. Perpetual Style Futures for SHIB are set to go live on Dec. 18. It’s like Christmas came early for the SHIB Army! 🎄

So, will SHIB rise from the ashes like a phoenix, or will it be just another dog in the pound? Only time will tell. Stay tuned, and keep those doggy bags ready! 🐕💼

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2025-12-08 14:39