Strike CEO’s Wild Bitcoin Vision: “If Bitcoin Wins, Humanity Wins” (Yeah, Sure!)

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Oh, look who’s at it again. Mallers, the guy behind Strike, is sending out letters now. Apparently, in the last five years, Strike has been doing so well that it makes you wonder what *you* have been doing with your life. He casually drops some numbers that are sure to make your head spin:

  • 2024 Volume up +68% (Great, but did he mention his hairline?)
  • 600% Year-Over-Year Growth (I can barely grow a plant, but sure, go off!)
  • 85% Gross Profit Margins (So they’re not just selling T-shirts here, huh?)
  • Zero Customer Acquisition Costs (So, *how* did they get people to sign up? Magic?)
  • Projected 8–9 figures in net profit by 2025 with just ~75 employees (Ah, the power of not having to pay *too* many people.)

And let’s not forget, Strike isn’t just chilling on its laurels. No, no—it’s expanding. Because who needs to rest when Bitcoin is taking over the world, right?

Here’s the big news: Mallers is launching “Twenty One,” a fancy new Bitcoin-native company with partners like Tether, SoftBank, and Cantor Fitzgerald. No big deal, just some *minor* players. They’re all about creating capital market tools for Bitcoin, because apparently, everyone wants Bitcoin exposure now. Well, duh.

And don’t worry, Mallers assured everyone that Strike isn’t going anywhere. It’s just expanding. Because nothing says “we’ve got this” like starting more companies while the first one’s still cooking. “Bitcoin is one of the biggest opportunities in the world. I’m all in,” Mallers said. Well, okay, bold statement there, buddy. I hope you know how to swim in that deep end.

With Bitcoin-backed lending, new markets, and Bitcoin-native financial services on the horizon, Mallers is sticking to his grand vision: fix the money, fix the world. If that’s not the tagline of the century, I don’t know what is. Maybe next time, Mallers could fix my Wi-Fi? Just a thought.

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2025-04-26 16:01