In a development that would make a penguin look sprightly in a quadrille, the United States and the European Union have been spotted tiptoeing toward a trade accord, with a 15% tariff on select imports poised to become the latest in a long line of economic gambits. According to the venerable Financial Times, this delicate dance aims to stave off a trade war that might otherwise leave both parties red-faced and clutching their wallets like a toddler gripping a custard cream. The proposed rate, a modest elevation from previous threats (though one imagines it would still make a Victorian gentleman gasp), is said to be the result of negotiations so convoluted they could rival a Monty Python skit. The transatlantic partners, ever the picture of fiscal restraint, now seek to stabilize their commerce with the same vigor one might use to balance a teacup on a pogo stick. Let us hope they remember to smile for the cameras when the ink dries—after all, the world needs more stories of grown-ups pretending to be responsible. 🤝😴
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2025-07-23 19:06