Tariffs Spark Bitcoin Boom? Wait Till You Hear This! 🤔

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What to know:

  • Some say tariffs and trade bickering may help the village folk embrace bitcoin, so claims Grayscale.
  • Taxes on top of taxes (oh joy) can breed stagflation, leaving gold and bitcoin dancing in delight.
  • Our mighty dollar may not remain the only star on the stage — new precious darlings may elbow their way in.

In a curious twist befitting an evening in old Yalta, tariffs and trade spats could invite more townsfolk to invite bitcoin (BTC) to tea, according to Grayscale’s latest musings.

Inflated taxes, like an uninvited guest, bring gloomy stagflation — that awkward mix of a snoring economy and rising prices. Traditional assets toss and turn, while gold and bitcoin do a triumphant jig.

Bitcoin, often treated as the digital cousin of gold, rests snugly in the corner like a precious heirloom, the report suggests.

In a plot twist worthy of a Chekhov short story, cryptocurrencies soared after President Trump’s 90-day pause on new tariffs for nations that haven’t scowled back at the U.S.

“Trade tensions,” Grayscale whispered, “could nudge the world away from our splendid dollar, making way for other monedas and dear old bitcoin.”

Whenever the dollar tumbles and inflation dances too chaotically, as history teaches us, bitcoin and its friends might just waltz into the limelight, Grayscale insists with a sly grin.

A rapidly evolving marketplace, with a nod from certain officials, might give bitcoin’s popularity the same boost Aunt Masha’s homemade pies give to local gossip circles, the report added.

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2025-04-10 15:32