Tate’s Tangled Web?! 😱 Crypto Model’s Shocking Claims!

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Brianna Stern, a model of some notoriety amongst the crypto-cognoscenti for her, shall we say, close association with the Solana-based meme coin SISTER, has seen fit to level allegations of a most unsavoury nature against Andrew Tate, a social media figure of, shall we say, dubious repute. A civil lawsuit, darling, alleging physical assault at the Beverly Hills Hotel on March 11th. The scandal, as one might expect, has caused quite a stir, although one suspects the cryptocurrency industry has seen worse. Amusingly, the SISTER meme coin has experienced a growth of 5.4% in the last seven days. Coincidence? One wonders. 🤔

Key Allegations: A Spot of Bother at the Beverly Hills Hotel

Miss Stern, via the vulgar medium of social media, states that she met Tate in connection with a modelling project. Apparently, he fancied her as a model for his own meme coin, DADDY. One imagines the irony is lost on no one. She also claims he promised to support her own digital venture, SISTER. Promises, promises. 🙄

She describes a rather ghastly experience at the Beverly Hills Hotel, recounting how a consensual physical encounter devolved into something altogether less agreeable. Apparently, Tate resorted to physical, verbal, and even mental assault. Quite the cad, wouldn’t you agree?

Of course, this is hardly the first time Mr. Tate has found himself in such a pickle. He and his brother, Tristan, are currently embroiled in rather serious criminal proceedings in Romania. One hopes they have a decent solicitor.

Following the alleged incident, Stern was admitted to a New York hospital. An image, helpfully published by some media outlet or other, suggests a diagnosis of Post-Concussion Syndrome, a condition which, I am reliably informed, can persist for weeks, months, or even years. A mild traumatic brain injury, they suggest. How very tiresome for her. 🤕

The lawsuit itself, replete with lurid details of the injuries sustained, has yet to be released by the authorities. One can only imagine the salacious content. 😈

A ‘Blatant Cash Grab,’ Claims Legal Team

Mr. Tate, bless his cotton socks, has yet to publicly comment on the matter. However, his legal eagles have dismissed the allegations as a “desperate attempt” to exploit their client. A cash grab, they say. How very cynical.

Crypto Market Reaction: SISTER Meme Coin on the Up and Up

Over the past fortnight, the SISTER meme coin has enjoyed a rather unexpected surge of over 12%. In the last week alone, it’s up by around 5.4%. One wonders if this is a case of any publicity being good publicity. 🤔

The current price of the SISTER meme coin is $0.00001037. Its total market cap stands at $103,365. The 24-hour trading volume is a paltry $811.79. Still, one must start somewhere, mustn’t one? 🧐

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2025-03-28 10:08