The iron-fisted legislators of El Salvador, those dutiful scribes of President Nayib Bukele, have smeared ink across the sacred parchment of their constitutionātearing away the shackles of term limits like a drunken sailor rips off his own shirt! šŗš¤”
With a vote of 57ā3ābecause democracy is just a numbers game, comradesāthe New Ideas party and their gleeful allies have reshaped the future. Six-year terms! No more runoffs! And, of course, the grand prize: Bukele may now cling to power like a barnacle to the hull of a sinking ship. Such progress! Such efficiency! The Legislative Assembly nods in approval, their pens dripping with the ink of “justice.”
The opposition? Ha! A mere handful of foolsāthree, to be exactāwringing their hands and whimpering about “democratic erosion.” Marcela Villatoro, bless her naive heart, declared this vote “the death of democracy.” As if democracy hadnāt already been buried under a mountain of Bitcoin and populist slogans! šš³ļø
But fear not, dear citizens! Ana Figueroa, guardian of the peopleās coffers (and Bukeleās ambitions), assures us these changes will save money. No more wasteful runoffsāthose $50 million fiascos! Think of the hospitals! The schools! Or… yāknow, think of how conveniently elections will sync up now. Coincidence? Absolutely.
The Peopleās Cry š¢ (Or Was That Just Construction Noise?)
Meanwhile, Suecy CallejasāFirst Vice President and part-time cheerleaderāproclaims that āpower has returned to the Salvadoran people.ā Which people? The ones applauding in the streets? Or the ones locked up for criticizing the government? Details, details! šš«
And letās not forget the human rights lawyers tossed into cells like yesterdayās Bitcoin news. Critics? Detained! Lawyers? Sentenced! Democracy? Thriving! Bukele lounges in his palace, basking in approval ratings higher than Bitcoin during a bull runā78% support! Such love! Such unity! ā¦Or perhaps such fear? š¤«
Bitcoin Bonanza (Or Bust?)
Speaking of Bitcoin, El Salvadorās crypto circus rolls on! The IMF claims theyāve stopped buying BTC. The Bitcoin Office insists they snag one per day. Whoās lying? Who cares! With 6,255 BTC in reserve, El Salvador could become either the next financial utopia or a cautionary memeāeither way, itās entertaining! š¢š°
And now, Bolivia wants in on the action! A memorandum signed, crypto dreams shared. Will Bolivia suffer the same fate? Stay tuned, comrades! The show never ends! š
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