🚨🚀 The Ripple Effect: SEC Lawsuit Closure Paves Way for XRP ETFs, BTC‘s Bumpy Ride 🚀🚨
Ah, les amis, it seems the past week was a bit of a snooze fest, n’est-ce pas? No fireworks, no drama, just the gentle hum of the cryptocurrency market. But fear not, for there are still some juicy tidbits to discuss.
Our dear Bitcoin, that stalwart of the digital asset world, seemed to be doing just fine, stuck around $84,000 like a bad habit. But then, Sunday came, and with it, a bit of a rally. Bitcoin started to perk up, reaching a multi-week high of $89,000, just a whisper away from the moon. Alas, it was not meant to be, and our beloved BTC began to lose its footing, dropping and recovering and dropping again like a French farce.
And so, we find ourselves back at square one, with Bitcoin’s price stuck in the doldrums, struggling to remain above $84,000. Ah, les gains, they were but a fleeting dream, a mirage on the horizon.
Meanwhile, our friends at Ripple were busy celebrating their victory over the SEC. Their CLO announced that the company has dropped its appeal, effectively ending the lawsuit. But, alas, XRP failed to react, dumping by a whopping 8% in the past week. Ah, les amis, it seems the market is not always rational, n’est-ce pas?
But fear not, dear readers, for there are still some winners in this game. Alts like TON, SUI, AVAX, DOGE, and SHIB have posted some impressive gains, while PI, that poor dear, has lost 14% of its value since last Friday. Ah, les fortunes of war, they are ever-changing, n’est-ce pas?
Market Data

Market Cap: $2.843T | 24H Vol: $109B | BTC Dominance: 59%
BTC: $84,440 (+0.5%) | ETH: $1,887 (-3.4%) | XRP: $2.19 (-8%)
This Week’s Crypto Headlines You Can’t Miss
CRO Surged 40% as Trump Media Partners with Crypto.com for ETFs. Ah, les amis, it seems CRO has found a new BFF in Trump’s media company. The token skyrocketed after the news, because, of course, who wouldn’t want to partner with the Donald?
Bitcoin’s Outflows Are Signaling Big Things Despite Recent Profit-Taking. Ah, les amis, it seems the flows are telling us that a big rally is just around the corner. But, of course, we’ve heard that before, n’est-ce pas?
GameStop Bets Big on Bitcoin with a $1.3B Purchase Plan. Ah, les amis, it seems GameStop has joined the BTC bandwagon. Because, of course, who wouldn’t want to bet big on the most volatile asset in the world?
Spot Bitcoin ETFs Hit Critical Turning Point as Flows Stabilize: CryptoQuant. Ah, les amis, it seems the spot Bitcoin ETFs are on the cusp of something big. But, of course, we’ll believe it when we see it, n’est-ce pas?
Bitwise’s Matt Hougan: Why Now is the Best Time in History to Buy Bitcoin. Ah, les amis, it seems Matt Hougan has finally found the secret to making Bitcoin a good investment. But, of course, we’ll believe it when we see it, n’est-ce pas?
XRP ETF Incoming? Analyst Says Ripple’s Legal Win Changes Everything. Ah, les amis, it seems the XRP ETF is just around the corner. Because, of course, a lawsuit victory is all it takes to make a token’s price soar, n’est-ce pas?
Charts
This week, we have a chart analysis of Ethereum, Ripple, Cardano, Toncoin, and Solana – click here for the complete price analysis.
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