The Surprising Reason Elon Musk Might Just Be Buying More Bitcoin 😲

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The Surprising Reason Elon Musk Might Just Be Buying More Bitcoin 😲

In a world where billionaires tweet like their lives depend on it—oh wait, they often do—Pro XRP lawyer John E. Deaton has come forth with a rather compelling prediction: Elon Musk’s Tesla will be snapping up even more Bitcoin. Because, apparently, buying one billion-dollar spaceship in cryptocurrency isn’t quite enough, they’re eyeing the next, bigger Bitcoin haul. 🚀

All of this kicked off thanks to Musk himself, who, when not launching cars into space or pretending to be a comic book villain, took to X (formerly Twitter) to vent about an epic government spending spree. His words were so fiery they could have melted the chips on your iPhone: “I’m sorry, but I just can’t stand it anymore. This massive, outrageous, pork-filled Congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination.” Because who doesn’t love tossing around words like “abomination” during their morning coffee? ☕

He then threw in a bonus comment about the bill, claiming it would balloon the national debt to a staggering $2.5 trillion—because nothing says “looking out for the people” like more debt, right? The tweet also included a hearty insult to our elected officials’ culinary choices—well, not really, but sarcasm is free: it’s “massively increase[d]” the deficit and burdened Americans with “crushingly unsustainable debt.” Brilliant, Elon. 💸

Deaton, ever the prophet of cryptocurrency, responded with typical bravado, suggesting Elon and Tesla might be considering yet another Bitcoin purchase. Because, as he put it, “The Big Beautiful Bill is a walking billboard and advertisement for buying Bitcoin.” Really, it’s the bill that keeps on giving—like that annoying cough that lingers well after a cold. Meanwhile, Tesla has been tipped to buy a cool $3 billion in Bitcoin, though it has yet to officially confirm this grocery list of cryptocoins. Currently, Tesla already owns 11,509 BTC—worth a humble $1.22 billion—so it’s not exactly counting their crypto chickens before they hatch. 🐣

As for the bill itself, affectionately dubbed the “One Big Beautiful Bill Act,” it’s currently fussing about in the U.S. Senate, trying to win the approval of lawmakers before July 4—because nothing says “patriotism” like a pile of legislative fireworks. And if all goes well, the bill will land on the President’s desk, ready for signing, forever changing the landscape of American fiscal policy or, more likely, adding yet another chapter to the great government spending saga. 🎆

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2025-06-03 22:47