Well, folks, grab your popcorn because a crypto sage, who hit the jackpot predicting the 2022 Bitcoin crash, is back with more doom and gloom! This time, it’s like he’s playing the role of Scrooge McDuck in a winter-themed crypto horror flick! ❄️😱
Meet the enigmatic analyst known as DonAlt! With 670,400 followers (who knew there were that many folks willing to listen to someone with a pseudonym?), he’s spreading the news faster than a cat meme on the internet! 🐱💸
Now, here’s the juicy gossip: Bitcoin treasury companies are about to rain on our digital parade, unleashing a torrent of selling that could have us all singing the bear market blues! 🎶🐻
According to the high-tech crystal ball called BitcoinTreasuries, those fancier-than-thou companies are hoarding more Bitcoin than my Aunt Edna hoards holiday fruitcake, with 1,112,904 BTC worth a jaw-dropping $117.445 billion. Yum! 🍰💰
Says our friend DonAlt,
“Bitcoin treasury companies… will be the reason for the next bear market being as violent as prior bear markets, and no one can convince me otherwise. Good Ponzi while they’re going, so keep going.”
So, what does that mean for our beloved Bitcoin? Well, the next crash could be as brutal as the one back in 2018 when BTC did a nosedive from $20,000 to $3,000—talk about a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😳
DonAlt estimates that the next crash could see Bitcoin plummeting down by a fantastic 70-80%! What a deal! (He said it, not me!)
As a teaser for the bull market fans, DonAlt is keeping things spicy! He thinks Bitcoin could dip below a key support level, leading to an 11% correction. So if you’re holding out for that sweet $100k, brace yourselves—a trip down to $90,000 might just be in the cards! 💔💸
Last time I checked, Bitcoin was waltzing around the $105,438 mark! Just remember, folks, in the crypto world, nothing is truly safe except maybe Aunt Edna’s fruitcake! 😂💼
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