This Ripple IPO Gossip Will Leave XRP Fans Gasping! Will $3 Be Conquered?

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Ah, 2025, mes amis! The year where XRP doth pirouette upon the financial stage like a well-coached danseur attempting not to trip over his own tights. A 3.63% gain for the year?! Why, that’s scarcely enough for a patissier to bake a proper croissant! Last quarter? 0.45% rise—très petit. And this quarter? 3.18% uptick! Surely, we shall not all retire to the Côte d’Azur just yet. Despite this timid progress, the soothsayers (with less hair than wisdom) swear the true spectacle is nigh!

Ripple IPO—Le Grand Spectacle, or Merely a Comic Farce?

Pardon, John—founder of the illustrious Wealth Group (do they wear wigs?), declares: Ripple’s so-called “coming soon” IPO shall cause XRP to leap higher than a lovesick Marquis at a masked ball. Executives at Ripple wave their scented handkerchiefs in protest—“IPO? Quoi? Not in the near future!”—yet the plot thickens as corporate intrigues bubble beneath the surface.

Observe: a $700 million share buyback at $175 per share (even Scapin would find that sum suspicious), suggesting a $25 billion valuation—enough to buy Versailles twice, and furnish it with very ugly crypto art. John wagers a triumphant IPO would bring clamoring investors to the gates like peasants to free bread, thereby inflating demand for XRP—that curious token at the heart of Ripple’s wizardry.

“A proper IPO shall summon even the fustiest of old-money investors, and XRP will ascend faster than the comic relief escapes a creditor,” vows John, eyes agleam with the light of those who gamble at cards and rarely win.

The Curious Case of the XRP Triangle—Neither Isosceles Nor Subtle

After pirouetting to $3.4 in the frigid dawn of January, XRP swirled into a perfect ‘triangle of suspense’—or as we call it, “eternal agony for holders.” Behold! 44.92% surge in mid-January—and almost as quickly, a fall that would make Icarus blush. C’est la vie!

En mars, a fleeting pump as the Ex-President Trump—yes, that one—publicly invoked XRP within the august halls of government. The price soared 36.97% in two days (truly, crypto is theater), before plummeting with all the grace of a soufflé unbefitting the oven.

Come April, $1.61 touched—a new annual nadir. And now, with all eyes upon this mathematical triangle, even fortune’s most skeptical cynics await a breakout: shall we see a lofty summit beyond $3? Or naught but more comedic dithering?

Ripple’s IPO—Aiming to Outshine Circle’s Scandalous NYSE Waltz 💃🕴️

Comparisons abound; whispers from the salons insist Ripple’s mooted IPO shall eclipse the flamboyant debut of Circle upon the NYSE. Recall, gentle reader, how, on June 5th, 2025, Circle’s (CRCL) stock spun from $31 to $82.84—a 167% bacchanal of gains. Its worth ballooned from $7 billion to $25 billion! Vive la spéculation!

Now the crowd wonders: can Ripple outdo even THAT, provided it survives its tête-à-tête with the SEC? The gossips say the lawsuit’s climax is near—bring popcorn and perhaps a fainting couch.

John Deaton—prophet, lawyer, owner of at least one dramatic cape—proclaimed Ripple could tickle the heels of a $100 billion IPO, if the lawyers ever vacate the ballroom.

Ripple: “IPO in 2025? Oh, Mon Dieu, Non!” – Pursuing New Conquests Instead

For now, Ripple’s chiefs protest with the indignation of aristocrats wrongly accused of cheating at cards: no IPO in the offing for 2025. President Monica Long claims Ripple’s purse is quite full (“Monaco is nice this season!”), and Brad Garlinghouse, the CEO, declares a fondness for acquisitions, not public drama.

The latest escapades:

  • Absorbed Hidden Road for a mere $1.25 billion—a snip, if you ignore the zeros.
  • Snatched Metaco in 2023—because who can resist digital asset guardianship?

And yet—ah, the eternal “yet”—in late 2023, the rumor mill observed Ripple courting suitors for IPO-centric roles, such as investor relations. As always, the IPO whispers linger, as persistent as a lawyer at a probate.

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2025-06-18 13:00