This Squirrel Coin Jumped 170%—Read What’s Making Everyone Squeak 🐿️🚀

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TL;DR

  • PNUT, a humble meme coin, was carried forth upon the verdant tide of market enthusiasm, its value swelling threefold as if by the benevolence of some capricious divinity or perhaps a squirrel who discovered espresso.
  • The wise (or merely hopeful) anticipate yet more blessings, though a wandering prophet on X did mutter dire warnings of a 20-30% decline in the short term—one cannot feast every day, after all.


PNUT On the Run—Where Is This Rodent Scampering?

Mark these words. The past week was like one of those Russian winters Tolstoy was so fond of mentioning: harsh for some, miraculous for others. It saw the meme coin sector grow fatter by over 40%, climbing above $80 billion—a sum sufficient, perhaps, to purchase a modest village or two, were it not composed of intangible coins named after woodland creatures.

The tale of Peanut the Squirrel (PNUT) is that of accidental grandeur. At present, this furry asset frisks about $0.42, leaping by 170% in seven days—much to the envy of every other animal on the blockchain. Indeed, on May 13, it even nibbled its way to $0.46, a price unseen since the thaw of January.


Naturally, such a spectacle lured forth the usual throng of soothsayers and X prophets. Some called for jubilation, others donned bear costumes (not the fun kind) and muttered portents of doom. One optimist, styling himself CRYPTO SHERIFF—the type who polices nothing but his own dreams—announced PNUT will surely be “one of the strongest” in this new, bewildering era. For him, $0.50 is not the destination; it is but a rest stop on the road to riches and, dare we say, more cryptic rodents.

“Yes, my initial target was $0.50, but that doesn’t mean I’ll sell at $0.50! For PNUT’s rightful place is among the billions! I wait with bated breath to see it at the summit of the bull run,” proclaimed our intrepid analyst, who never met a coin he didn’t trust—until it bit him.

Another X denizen declared PNUT the “real MVP,” which presumably means “Most Valuable Peanut.” How delightful! Even as the meadows fill with imitators promising swift gains, this squirrel scurries unfazed, lifted by “a solid community, steady gains, and untamed momentum.” (May all our own ambitions enjoy the same.)

The Bearish Scenario—A Chill in the Forest

Intriguingly, no one seems able to identify why PNUT has soared, except to gesture vaguely at the “revival” of the crypto wilds. Bitcoin stands proud above $100,000, Ethereum briefly blushes at $2,700, and all the coins rejoice (until someone brings up taxes).

Yet a sagely voice—Crypto Jobs, who presumably works for peanuts—reminds us: no forest remains green forever. “Just because all is growth does not mean nothing can fall.” Thus, he forecasts a possible 20-30% stumble for our furry friend in the not-so-distant future. A squirrel’s courage, after all, is tested best when it falls from the tree.

“Don’t be late, play smart, and don’t FOMO,” they concluded. And truly, nothing induces FOMO like a rodent with a rocket strapped to its back.

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2025-05-14 17:29