Trump’s Meme Coin Dinner: Bulls, Bravado & Buffet Anxiety?!

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Oh, look who’s got a dinner party now! The big guy himself, President Donald Trump, is out here plotting a gala dinner on May 22 and guess what? The TRUMP memecoin might get a rally out of it. Yeah, you heard me right. A dinner. With coins. Digital coins. Because why use actual currency when you can gamble on Twitter memes?

TRUMP Price Eyes Rally As Donald Trump Confirms Gala Dinner

Breaking news! Trump’s moving markets just by waving a dinner fork. And everyone’s pretending this is normal. “Oh, he’s just having a little gala and maybe launching a napkin onto the blockchain.” Meanwhile, critics are losing it over his open embrace of his own meme coin. Can you imagine Roosevelt pitching Dogecoin at Yalta? No, you can’t. Because it’s insane! 🤷‍♂️

So, dinner’s happening May 22 at Trump National, which is just his way of saying, “No riff-raff, please.” The top 220 holders of the TRUMP coin get the golden ticket. “How do I get on the list?” you ask. You don’t. Or maybe you do if you bought enough meme coins, suffered through the contest, or just know a guy. Guest list gets finalized after the contest, ending May 12. Don’t bother trying to bribe the coat check attendant — they’ve got, like, algorithms for this now.

Gossip column alert: Justin Sun, TRON dude and certified crypto big shot, will probably make an appearance. That’s right — he apparently holds 1.47 million tokens (which feels like a lot until you realize it’s a meme coin, and so it’s… nothing and everything at the same time). The leaderboard says Sun’s at the top, making him King of the Meme Hill 👑. Kind of like being monarch of an imaginary kingdom, but with more Twitter drama.

So there you have it. Presidential dinners, meme coins, crypto billionaires, and probably some really questionable canapés. What could possibly go wrong? 🥂💥

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2025-05-05 21:30