Trump’s Reset: Bitcoin to the Rescue (Yeah, Right) πŸ€‘

Oh joy, another expert telling us to “stack sats” πŸ™„. Max Keiser, a guy who’s been bullish on Bitcoin since the dawn of time, thinks Trump’s latest tariff tantrum reinforces Bitcoin as the ultimate hedge. Because, you know, what could possibly go wrong with an unregulated, wildly volatile currency? 🀯

So, here’s the gist: Trump’s “Great Reset” (dramatic music plays) will supposedly make traditional finance moves as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Even with better jobs and more moolah, inflation will skyrocket, and your quality of life will remain as stagnant as a holiday dinner conversation with your in-laws. πŸ¦ƒ

Keiser’s brilliant solution? “Stack sats” (for the uninitiated, that means buying Bitcoin, duh!). Because, clearly, the key to a better life is investing in something that might make you rich or might leave you crying in a corner, wondering where it all went wrong. πŸ“‰πŸ‘€

Read more about Keiser’s… enlightening insights:
https://x.com/maxkeiser/status/1907844166836490466?s=19

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2025-04-05 01:57