Ah, the Trump trade saga-a rollercoaster so wild it makes crypto look like a Sunday stroll in the park. 🌪️💼 Yes, the same Trump whose policies have sent markets into a tailspin more times than a washing machine on spin cycle. Now, the Supreme Court is about to decide if his tariff tantrums were just a bad case of economic hiccups or a full-blown constitutional no-no. 🧐⚖️
Traders, those ever-anxious creatures, are clutching their calculators and refreshing their screens like it’s Black Friday. Stocks and crypto are bracing for impact, because let’s face it, when Trump sneezes, the global economy catches a cold. 🤧💸
Markets React with More Drama Than a Soap Opera 🧮🎭
Prediction markets, those modern-day crystal balls, are flashing red like a disco at a fire sale. Traders are betting Trump’s chances of a Supreme Court win are about as likely as a snowball surviving in hell. ❄️🔥
According to @Polymarket, the world’s largest prediction market, there is only a 27% chance that the Supreme Court rules Trump’s tariffs are constitutional.
– Steve Hanke (@steve_hanke) November 5, 2025
Kalshi, the regulated prediction market, puts Trump’s odds at 29%, while Polymarket, the blockchain’s answer to a bookie, says 25%. Basically, traders are more skeptical than a cat eyeing a cucumber. 🐱🥒
Supreme Court Justices: “Wait, Did He Just Do What We Think He Did?” 🤔⚖️
The justices, both conservative and liberal, recently gave Trump’s lawyer the side-eye, questioning whether a 1977 emergency law gave him the green light to slap tariffs on everything but his own golf courses. ⛳🚫 They also wondered if he’d stepped on Congress’s toes-a move that’s about as popular as a skunk at a garden party. 🦨🌸
But hey, some justices hinted at the President’s power in foreign affairs, so maybe the court’s as divided as a family at Thanksgiving. 🦃🔥 This case could shake the global economy like a snow globe, and trade talks with China, the EU, and others might just need a therapist afterward. 💼🛋️
Trump, ever the optimist, claims the case “went well” and warns of a global depression without his tariffs. Because, you know, nothing says economic stability like a 100% tariff on China. 🇨🇳💥 Meanwhile, Americans are still reeling from the sticker shock at the grocery store. 🛒😱
BREAKING: A delusional Trump lies blatantly in his Fox News interview, claiming if he didn’t impose tariffs on everyone “the entire world would be in a depression.”
Americans are reeling from the high prices caused by his tariffs.
– Really American (@ReallyAmerican1) November 6, 2025
Crypto Markets: Because Why Not Add More Chaos? 📉🤪
Trump’s tariffs have turned crypto markets into a rollercoaster on steroids. His 100% tariff on China triggered $19 billion in liquidations-because nothing says “stable investment” like a former president playing economic whack-a-mole. 🎢💰
So, will the Supreme Court tell Trump to take a hike, or will they let him keep his tariff toy? Stay tuned, folks, because this drama is just getting started. 🍿🎬
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