The markets, ever the optimists, danced like bears 🐻 on a tightrope this week, with the Dow Jones soaring 370 points. Why? A “deal” with Japan that somehow transformed 25% tariffs into a 15% “compromise”! Investors, thrilled by the spectacle of geopolitics-as-bargain-bin-shopping, cheered the spectacle. 🎉
The S&P 500, ever the cautious sibling, inched up 0.44%, while the Nasdaq yawned 🥱 at 0.14%. Tech bros everywhere mourned the lack of fireworks in a world where “AI ethics” now means “don’t offend the boss.”
Let us pause to admire the diplomatic ballet: After months of Trump’s tariff threats, Japan graciously agreed to a “mutual” 15% tax on goods. How generous! 🎭 Rice, cars, and trucks will now flow freely, because nothing says friendship like reciprocal economic sabre-rattling.
Meanwhile, the EU, ever the drama queen 🇪🇺👑, edged closer to a similar pact. Imagine: tariffs on whiskey and airplanes vanished into the ether! 🥃✈️ Earlier, the EU’s “€100 billion no-deal plan” threatened Trump’s ego, but alas, all is forgiven. Or as the economists say: “Same storm, different dance partners.”
Trump’s AI “Action Plan”: A New Era of Ideological Purity 🤖🚫
In a twist that would make Orwell blush, Trump’s AI strategy scraps Biden’s “no bias” rules. Now, developers face a new sin: “ideological bias”! 🚨 Will Musk’s Grok, accused of racism and tampering, now get a hall pass? The man once called “Elon the Unbiased” might finally breathe easy. 🙃
Under this plan, AI must remain “neutral”—unless the boss dislikes the answer. Then, bias! 📉 A bold vision for a post-truth world, where algorithms bow to the whims of the highest bidder. 🎩💼
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