U.S. Begins Constructing Bitcoin ‘Fort Nakamoto’: Samson Mow

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U.S. Begins Constructing Bitcoin ‘Fort Nakamoto’: Samson Mow

So, get this, right? This Samson Mow guy, some big shot at JAN3, is going on and on about this Bitcoin thing, the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, you know, the whole nine yards. 🙄 He’s saying prices are down, not up like some people thought they’d be. Can you believe it? Like, who even knows what an “Omega candle” is?

— Samson Mow (@Excellion) March 10, 2025

Apparently, this guy, Samson, thinks because the reserve only has Bitcoin, it’s some kind of a big deal. He’s even throwing shade at all these other cryptos, the ADA, SOL, XRP, ETH, the whole bunch. Like they’re not even in the same league. What a jerk. 😠

Anyway, Bitcoin’s down, way down. It crashed after this Trump guy, yeah, *that* Trump, signed some order about a Bitcoin reserve. Some people thought it would go through the roof, up to, like, $100,000. Max Keiser, that guy, he’s always saying crazy stuff, predicted it. But no, it just went down.

Samson says there are, like, ten reasons why. He goes on and on about market sentiment, black swan events, and all this other stuff. It’s a lot to take in. Honestly, who knows what’s going on? 🤪

He calls it “Fort Nakamoto,” like some kind of a fortress for Bitcoin. Fort Knox for Bitcoin, get it? He says they’re going to audit the government’s Bitcoin holdings, see how much they have. They’re probably sitting on a fortune, who knows? And then they’re going to buy more, he says. Like, every other country will be doing the same thing.

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2025-03-10 17:52