Visa, that paragon of financial innovation, has now added support for the enigmatic stablecoins PYUSD, USDG, and EURC—because who doesn’t want to send money that’s as stable as a jellyfish on a trampoline? 🤯💸 They’ve also expanded their on-chain settlement capabilities to include Stellar and Avalanche, because nothing says “trust us” like throwing more blockchain networks into the mix. 🚀 This move, while technically impressive, feels less like progress and more like a very confused accountant trying to explain their tax return. 🧠💥 Visa’s commitment to digital currencies is as clear as a foggy mirror, but hey, at least you can now pay for your coffee with a token that’s 90% hype and 10% actual value. 🧾✨
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