Visa Just Made Crypto Payments More Confusing

Visa, that paragon of financial innovation, has now added support for the enigmatic stablecoins PYUSD, USDG, and EURC—because who doesn’t want to send money that’s as stable as a jellyfish on a trampoline? 🤯💸 They’ve also expanded their on-chain settlement capabilities to include Stellar and Avalanche, because nothing says “trust us” like throwing more blockchain networks into the mix. 🚀 This move, while technically impressive, feels less like progress and more like a very confused accountant trying to explain their tax return. 🧠💥 Visa’s commitment to digital currencies is as clear as a foggy mirror, but hey, at least you can now pay for your coffee with a token that’s 90% hype and 10% actual value. 🧾✨

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2025-07-31 15:36