Oh, the drama! Ethereum’s own Hamlet, Vitalik Buterin, has once again ascended his digital throne to warn the masses: “Beware centralization, lest we all become mere puppets of Big Tech’s puppet show.” 🎭
Cue the fanfare 🎺-the network’s 2025 “achievements” (read: incremental code updates) have been celebrated with the enthusiasm of a toddler receiving a participation trophy. But lo! The hero returns to remind us that Ethereum’s true quest is not for glory, but for… checks notes… decentralization? Or was it world domination? Unclear. 🌍
Decentralization and Usability: The Eternal Struggle
In a X post that blended New Year’s optimism with existential dread, Buterin declared, “Welcome to 2026! Milady is back,” before pivoting to Ethereum’s “central challenge” (pun intended). The mission? To build a “world computer” that’s “open” and “free,” assuming you ignore the 14,000 pending ETH upgrades clogging the roadmap. 🌐
“Let us not chase trends like tokenized dollars or political meme coins,” he implored, “for we are too sophisticated for such vulgarities. We are the stewards of an internet utopia where apps run forever, even if their creators vanish. Like ghosts. 👻”
He added, with the gravitas of a Shakespearean actor, that these apps must survive “failures, security breaches, and the inevitable heat death of centralized services.” Tragic! 🕯️
Technical Progress: Because 2025 Wasn’t Boring Enough
Buterin, ever the optimist, reminisced about 2025’s “milestones”: higher gas limits (read: “slightly less agonizing transaction fees”), improved node software (“fewer crashes… probably”), and zKEVMs reaching “performance nirvana.” 🚀 The combo of zkEVMs and PeerDAS, he claimed, is Ethereum’s “new black”-a blockchain revolution so profound, it’s basically a tuxedo. 🎩
“We’ve evolved,” he insisted, “though we’re still waiting for the blockchain equivalent of opposable thumbs.” 🐒 The future? Bright! But only if you squint through the fog of technical debt and corporate lobbying. 🌫️
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2026-01-02 23:47