Oh, what a melodrama! The Dow, that old financial Yeti, strutted up by a sprightly 200 points, as if it had just downed a triple espresso of optimism. Meanwhile, President Trump-never one to shy away from a theatrical flourish-threw down chip tariffs like confetti at a parade. Tech stocks, those ravenous beasts of Silicon Valley, licked their chops at the news, with Nvidia and AMD waltzing up 2% and 3%, respectively, like teenagers at prom. 🎉
Bitcoin, that digital dragon, decided to lift its head from the volcanic lava of volatility and climbed above $116,000, as if to say, “Look, I am alive and kicking, and perhaps a tad delirious.” Elsewhere, oil hovered around $64-probably pondering its own existence-and Treasury yields didn’t move much, because who needs excitement when the tariffs are dancing?
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Wall Street, that ever-hungry beast, stared at the latest round of tariffs-ranging from a light 10% to a fiery 50%-like a cat eyeing a new toy. Countries like Japan, South Korea, and the European Union signed deals for a modest 15%, while Brazil, India, and Switzerland looked on with equal parts curiosity and dread. Trump, relishing his role as the economic overlord, boomed on Truth Social about billions in tariffs that, quite possibly, could fund future fireworks displays.
The chip exemption: a tiny oasis in the desert of chaos
Despite the geopolitical fog, investors played their favorite game: *Wait and See*. When Trump announced an exemption from the 100% tariff on imported chips for U.S.-building companies, equities practically threw a party. Nvidia and AMD’s stocks sashayed up by 2% and 3%, as if to say, “Thanks, Uncle Trump!” Even Apple, that shiny orchard of consumer dreams, hopped 2%, vowing to pour a cool $100 billion into Uncle Sam’s economy over the next four years. Talk about investing with panache! 🍎
So there you have it: a day where markets waltzed, tariffs twirled, and Bitcoin’s boisterous boom stole the show-until tomorrow’s curtain call.
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