WazirX Voting: The Last Chance to Save Your Crypto Dreams! đŸ˜±

by

Ah, dear reader, gather ’round as we embark on a tale of suspense and intrigue! The grand spectacle of WazirX’s voting extravaganza, a week-long affair for its 4.4 million users, is drawing to a close today at the witching hour of 6 PM IST. Yes, the clock is ticking, and the fate of the platform’s future restructuring plans hangs in the balance like a poorly balanced chandelier in a dilapidated theater.

But lo! The choices presented to our beleaguered users are as scant as a magician’s rabbit after a particularly poor performance. The management, in their infinite wisdom, has issued a warning: reject the restructuring proposal, and you may find your funds suspended indefinitely—like a bad joke that just won’t land, stuck for over nine months. Who knew that crypto could be so… suspenseful?

đŸ—łïž A gentle reminder, dear Scheme Creditors! Cast your vote for the Scheme of Arrangement via the WazirX app or website before the clock strikes 6 PM IST on this fateful day, March 28, 2025.

For those who wish to know how to vote, click here 👉

— WazirX: India Ka Bitcoin Exchange (@WazirXIndia) March 27, 2025

Once the dust settles on this voting debacle, a three-day intermission will ensue before a third-party auditor, perhaps a figure draped in mystery, begins the solemn task of counting the votes. The results, like a long-awaited sequel, will be unveiled on April 8. Meanwhile, WazirX users, in a fit of righteous indignation, have been scouring the legal landscape for recourse, as if searching for a lost sock in a laundry basket of despair.

In a twist worthy of a Dostoevsky novel, the National Consumer Disputes Redressal Commission (NCDRC) has dismissed several complaints from users, leaving them feeling as though they’ve been cast aside like yesterday’s newspaper. Earlier, they sought solace from the Delhi and Kerala High Courts, but now, it seems they are gearing up to knock on the Supreme Court’s door, hoping for a miracle.

Yet, the crux of the matter remains: the users’ funds are as secure as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. WazirX has gallantly pledged to return 85% of the users’ portfolios if the restructuring plan is given the green light—a glimmer of hope for those locked out of their digital treasures.

As the final moments of voting approach, one must ponder: Will this vote be the turning point for WazirX users, or is it merely a theatrical curtain call, too little and far too late? Only time will tell, dear reader, only time will tell.

Read More

2025-03-28 07:49