TL;DR
- Whales are splashing cash like it’s a Black Friday sale, hoarding over a billion PUMP tokens. 🤑🐳
- Alon Cohen teased something big, and now everyone’s acting like it’s Christmas morning. 🎁🤡
- PUMP bounced back harder than a trampoline after a post-ICO nosedive. 🚀💔
PUMP’s Rollercoaster: From Dump to Triumph
Pump.fun (PUMP) is having a moment-a 24% weekly surge, trading at $0.0034, while the rest of the crypto market snoozes like a grandpa after Thanksgiving dinner. 🦃😴 Over the past day, it jumped 10%, with a trading volume of $531 million. That’s right, PUMP is the life of the party, and everyone else is stuck in the corner scrolling through their phones.
Remember when PUMP crashed harder than my hopes after a first date? Yeah, it lost two-thirds of its value post-ICO. But now it’s back, like a bad ex who suddenly got a gym membership. 💪💔
Whales: The Real MVPs (Most Valuable Purchasers)
Whales are diving into PUMP like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet. Lookonchain spotted one wallet buying 1.06 billion PUMP tokens ($3.3 million) and opening a 3x long position because, why not? 🍤🐋
Whale 0x9324 just went big on $PUMP!
In the past 4 hours, he bought 1.06B $PUMP($3.28M) spot and opened a 3x long position with 594M $PUMP($1.83M).
– Lookonchain (@lookonchain) August 5, 2025
Meanwhile, the team is reinvesting more than they’re making, like a broke college student buying another round of drinks. 🍻😅 Yaki pointed out they bought back 10K SOL worth of PUMP, which is 102% reinvestment. Someone get these people a financial advisor-or a medal. 🏅💸
Alon Cohen’s Mystery Box: What’s in the Vault?
Alon Cohen dropped a teaser about a new community token initiative, and now everyone’s speculating like it’s a season finale cliffhanger. 🧐📦 Traders are betting on rewards tied to trading volume or leaderboard shenanigans. The announcement is coming this week, so grab your popcorn. 🍿🎉
The ICO That Broke the Internet (and Some Hearts)
Pump.fun’s ICO on July 12, 2025, was like a Black Friday sale at Walmart-chaotic and over in 12 minutes. They sold 150 billion PUMP tokens ($500 million), but some users got left in the dust. Kraken stepped in with an airdrop, because even crypto has customer service. 🛒🛫
Analyst Ran Neuner predicts PUMP will hit $0.006 again, because apparently, it’s “simple.” Sure, Jan. 🧐✨
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2025-08-06 13:52