When Panama City Decided Taxes Could Dance with Bitcoin and Ether—What Could Go Wrong?

Ah, Panama City—where the sun beats down and now, the coins of the future jingle in the pockets of its citizens, not in the dusty hands of bureaucrats. Like a cunning fox that avoids the hunter’s snare, Mayor Mayer Mizrachi has outwitted the tedium of senatorial debates. “Why wait for laws when the banks can do the dirty work?” he chuckles through his X post.

Imagine this: the people, once burdened by the chains of paper bills, now waltzing with bitcoin (BTC), ether (ETH), and those ever-so-stable USDC and USDT right into the coffers of the city. Taxes, parking tickets, and permits bow to the charm of crypto, translated instantly to cold, hard dollars on the spot, no legislative charades needed.

“It’s a sly river that flows through every vein of the economy and government now,” the mayor boasts, a hint of mischief in his words. One wonders—will the city’s wallets grow heavier or their ledgers dance in chaos? But for now, the official dance with crypto begins. 🕺💸