Why Selling Your Kidney for Bitcoin Might Not Be the Best Idea! 😂

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Ah, Michael Saylor, the man who seems to have taken a crash course in financial advice from a stand-up comedian. Recently, he stirred the pot on X (formerly Twitter, because why not?) with a quip that had everyone clutching their sides—or perhaps their kidneys. After Bitcoin took a nosedive below the $80,000 mark, he cheekily suggested, “Sell a kidney if you must, but keep the Bitcoin.” Because, you know, who needs two kidneys when you can have a digital currency that fluctuates more than a toddler on a sugar high? 🍭

Of course, the internet being the internet, some folks thought this was a parody account. Imagine their surprise when they realized it was the real deal! One user quipped, “Saylor’s out here trying to have people sell their kidneys so that his investors don’t take both of his and feed him to the fishes.” Now that’s a visual! 🐟

Let’s not forget the golden days of 2021 when Saylor was practically handing out mortgage advice like candy. Back then, Bitcoin was strutting around at a cool $57,000, and he was urging everyone to mortgage their homes to buy more. Fast forward to 2022, and that advice aged like milk left out in the sun. But Saylor, ever the optimist, defended his past statements, claiming they weren’t bad financial advice. I mean, who doesn’t love a good financial rollercoaster? 🎢

Will Strategy be a forced seller? 🤔

Now, let’s talk about Strategy, the company that’s been on a Bitcoin shopping spree like it’s Black Friday every day. They’re nearing the 500,000 BTC mark, which is impressive unless you consider their average price of $66,350. If Bitcoin keeps plummeting like a lead balloon, MSTR stock might find itself in a bit of a pickle. 🥒

But fear not! Vetle Lunde from K33 Research assures us that Strategy is “years away” from being a forced seller, even if Bitcoin decides to take a dive. So, while MSTR’s average entry price keeps popping up on timelines like an unwanted ad, it’s just noise. We’re still years away from any scenario where MSTR would be a forced seller. Phew! What a relief! 🎉

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2025-02-28 11:03