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Most Crypto Founders Don’t Have a Go-to-Market Problem

They have a go-to-market delusion. 🤦‍♂️

You’ve built the MVP. The chain’s live. The X thread is polished. And still – nobody cares. Welcome to the amusing charade of modern tech, where brilliance meets a resounding silence.

Launching isn’t the tricky part – surviving the deafening silence after is.
Getting attention, building trust, and turning that into active users is where 99% of projects joyfully faceplant.

I’ve collaborated with over 100 Web3 brands on their launch and growth strategy, and the patterns are painfully familiar – you might say it’s like reading the same sad poem in a crowded café.

So let’s break it down: what most teams keep tragically getting wrong, what actually works among the circus, and how to stop burning marketing dollars on tactics that don’t inspire even a half-hearted yawning.

What Founders Keep Getting Wrong

Let’s call it out, friends. The most common GTM mistakes I observe – time and time again – are like a poorly rehearsed play:

Launching Before Product-Market Fit
Too many teams indulge in big media buys and Twitter threads while blissfully unaware of who their users are. GTM without PMF is merely an opera of noise. 🎭

Overbuilding, Under-Distributing
You built great features. Bravo! Yet, where’s the distribution?
No audience, no user acquisition plan, no awareness strategy. Spoiler alert: this isn’t Field of Dreams; it’s more like Field of Nightmares, and those ghosts are not friendly.

No Funnel, No Follow-Through
A one-off announcement with no landing page, no retargeting, no next step? That’s not GTM – that’s just shouting into the void. Hello? Anyone there? 👻

What Actually Drives Growth in 2025 (No Fluff)

Most projects overcomplicate growth, only to trip over their own shoelaces.

They build before they test, shout before they listen, and dump tokens into “community” before they’ve even onboarded 100 velvety real users. What a lovely disaster!

Here’s what actually works – and what I impart to founders weekly:

Stop Starting with PR
If your first instinct is press coverage, chances are it’s time for a bit of introspection.

Your PR isn’t functioning because you sound like a whitepaper with a logo.
No narrative, no hook, no reason for anyone to care. Let’s face it, the world doesn’t need another bland tale.

Want results? Start with:

A story your users actually relate to – and if it’s a query about brunch, even better! 🥞
A clear why now moment, preferably with confetti.
A media plan that fits your stage (not your ego), because, ironically, your ego doesn’t pay the bills.

Pre-Launch Isn’t for Noise – It’s for Signal
If you’re pre-product, use that time wisely to learn. Tell a story, run a waitlist, get DMs. Track who responds and why. 🤔

If no one bites, it’s not because “we need a banner” – it’s because your value prop is about as clear as mud.

Community ≠ Discord Server
I’ve seen projects blow five figures on mods and bots with zero retention. 🤑

A community that doesn’t convert is a distraction. Your early community should:

Give you feedback (even when it’s harsh)
Share your story (but spare us the dramatic monologues)
Tell others why they trust you, rather than why they would rather binge-watch reality TV.

If they aren’t doing that, you don’t have a community – you have a seemingly muted group chat…

Use Media to Show, Not Shout
Allow me to whisk you away with a tale.

I worked with a founder who ran a crypto recovery platform. A clever chap, boasting a great product and real traction. But he didn’t need traffic – he required recognition and trust.

His first instinct? Blast PR and banners like confetti at a wedding.

But after listening to his goals, I pitched something utterly different: A video interview where he could engage directly with users, share real case studies, and even bring on a client! What a twist, right?

We invited one of his clients – someone who he had successfully coaxed back millions of dollars – and that client shared their story on camera. That moment wasn’t just impactful. It was proof. Emotional, verifiable, and deeply human.

We published that interview as part of a broader series featuring names like Eric Trump and Justin Sun. That kind of lineup matters; it’s the cherry on top of a rather interesting cake. 🍰
It declares to the world: “I belong here.”

The result? New clients. Better positioning. Real momentum. Talk about a plot twist!

Lesson? Media isn’t about reach – it’s about context.
A focused campaign with credibility beats a bloated ad package every single time.

(Reach didn’t matter, of course – but the post still hit a few hundred thousand views on X, almost miraculous, isn’t it?)

Why Bitcoin.com Still Moves the Needle

When a new brand launches a media campaign on Bitcoin.com, they’re not merely buying space. They’re obtaining three precious elements:

1. Massive Trust Boost
Bitcoin.com has been around since 2015. It’s a name synonymous with crypto. Appearing here tells users: “We’re legit, we’re funded, and we’re serious.”

2. Reach out to Real Crypto Users
3.1M+ followers on X, a 5M+ newsletter, and strong SEO on high-intent keywords like “top crypto exchanges.”

Not bots. Not airdrop hunters. Just genuine traders, investors, and those curious souls who stumbled into the rabbit hole.

3. Speed and Simplicity
Campaigns go live in 24-48 hours, with editorial support, visuals, and optional translations into 24+ languages. Because who doesn’t love a little multilingual flair in their life?

Advice I Give Every Client

Crypto is still a small village bustling with gossip.

People talk. Reputations compound. And how you go to market can matter as much as what you’re selling. It’s the theater of dreams and misadventures.

My candid advice? Be like a doctor:

Diagnose before prescribing – none of those miracle cures here!
Start small, scale what works (like mastering the classic PB&J before tackling soufflé)
Don’t buy huge packages if you’re not ready to use them – lest you find yourself drowning in regrets.

Every brand dances to a different tune.

Even among the 20+ exchanges we support right now, each one employs media distinctively:

Some want pure reach with PR (because why not?)
Others are traffic-focused (always rushing around)
Some want to stand out as leaders through interviews and storytelling – the bold move!

The playbook isn’t fixed – you weave it based on what your users respond to, much like a midlife crisis hairdo.

Your Go-To-Market Isn’t a Launch – It’s a System

Success in crypto isn’t about one post or one press release, my dear Watson.

It’s about constructing a system that earns attention, transforms that into trust, and turns trust into actions.

Start there – and you’ll already be ahead of 90% of projects in this whimsical space.

About the Author

Alex Bondar is Sales Director at Bitcoin.com, where he’s guided 100+ Web3 projects in crafting high-impact go-to-market strategies through media, partnerships, and a sprinkle of magic positioning.

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2025-07-16 08:00

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