Will Bitcoin Hit $70,000? Raoul Pal’s Hilariously Gloomy Predictions!

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So here we have Raoul Pal, the wizard of wallets, the grandmaster of crypto chaos! 🧙‍♂️ This guy’s got more macro tricks up his sleeve than a magician at a kiddie party! 🎩✨

Bitcoin (BTC) at $70,000? Raoul’s Like, “Why Not?”

Now, hold onto your hats, folks! According to Pal, if you’re a crypto trader, you better be ready for some dramatic rollercoaster rides! 🎢 He’s saying expect those heart-stopping, money-draining 35% pullbacks faster than you can say “to the moon!” 🚀 And he’s dishing this out to his 1.1 million followers on the wild world of X today, February 3, 2025! 📅

Listen up!

No leverage! 🔒
No FOMO! (Fear of Missing Out, because who wants to be that guy?) 😱
Top 3 to 5 assets, please! (No hoarding like it’s a yard sale!) 🛒
Self-custody or multi-signature wallets are your besties! 🤝
Only dabble with a small “Degen” bag of less than 10%! 💰
HODL for the long haul! It’s not a sprint, it’s a… snail race! 🐌
Zoom out! (The world is bigger than your cryptocurrency in panic mode!) 🌍
Expect those wild 35% drops like it’s a trend! 📉
BTFD if you can! (Buy The Freakin’ Dip!) 🔥

— Raoul Pal (@RaoulGMI) February 3, 2025

So, after the Bitcoin (BTC) sky-high peak of $109,500 earlier this January, Pal’s like, “Brace yourselves; a trip down to $70,000 ain’t just possible, it’s like Mother Nature’s surprise guest appearance!” 🌪️

And let me tell you, Raoul is NOT into the whole “FOMO” scene! He’s all “Stay cool, don’t leverage your life savings on some wild exchange!” A diversified portfolio of 3 to 5 assets, and keep your eyes on the prize, folks! 🎯

When the crypto markets become as crazy as a cat in a room full of rockers, self-custody wallets and shiny multi-signature solutions should be your golden crown! 👑

And remember, just sprinkle a little bit—like 10%—into the riskier “degen bag.” After all, you don’t want to be the contestant on Dancing with the Stars who forgot their dance shoes! 💃

35-45% Drops: Healthy or Just Plain Insane?

So, ladies and gentlemen, gather around! 🎙️ The wise ones (yep, history!) say that 35-45% drops are like a morning coffee for BTC and other crypto altcoins during bull runs! Every bull run! Like your over-caffeinated uncle at Thanksgiving, it’s guaranteed to happen—and often! 🦃💣

Today, Bitcoin (BTC) decided to take a little tumble down to $92,500, while the crypto circus lost over 7% of its fluffy market cap! So, hold onto your wallets, and ride this wave like a pro! 🌊💸

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2025-02-03 19:45