Winklevoss Twins: Still Rich, Still Selling, Still Annoying

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So, the Arkham Research folks decided to spill the beans on everyone’s favorite crypto twins, Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss. You know, the guys who sued Mark Zuckerberg and then somehow became Bitcoin billionaires. Anyway, turns out they still have a boatload of Bitcoin, even after dumping $130 million worth like it’s last season’s fashion. Classy move, guys. Really.

Apparently, their remaining stash is worth nearly $2 billion. Big whoop. I mean, who doesn’t have a couple billion lying around these days? Oh, right. Me. And probably you. But hey, at least they’re not hoarding it all-they sold some, presumably to buy more hoodies or whatever it is they spend their money on.

Winklevosses: Still Rich, Still Selling, Still Annoying

Arkham tweeted-because of course they did-that the twins, who somehow went from Facebook drama to crypto kings, offloaded a chunk of Bitcoin last week. Big deal. I once sold a couch on Craigslist. Where’s my tweet?

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So, the twins moved $130 million in BTC to Gemini Hot Wallets. Presumably to sell. Because, you know, they’re not just sitting on a fortune-they’re actively trying to make it rain. Meanwhile, back in the early days, they owned 1% of all Bitcoin. That’s 210,000 coins. At today’s prices, that’s… a lot. But hey, they sold some, so now they only have $764 million left. Poor things.

THE WINKLEVOSS TWINS SOLD $130M BTC

The Winklevoss Twins transferred $130M of BTC to Gemini Hot Wallets since last week, presumably to sell.

The Winklevosses once owned 1% of the circulating BTC supply – and now continue to hold $764M of BTC. Their total PnL on BTC is currently…

– Arkham (@arkham) March 10, 2026

Their Profit and Loss on BTC is $1.8 billion. Wow. I mean, I’d settle for $1.8 million. Or $1,800. Or $18. But no, they’re out here making it rain like it’s nothing.

20 Million BTC Mined: Only 1 Million Left to Go (or, as I like to call it, “The World’s Longest Scavenger Hunt”)

On March 9, the 20 millionth Bitcoin was mined. Only one million left. Big deal. Satoshi Nakamoto capped it at 21 million back in 2008. You know, when the global fiat money supply was $21 trillion. Coincidence? Probably. But it’s still impressive. Unless you’re me, in which case it’s just another reminder that I’m not a Bitcoin billionaire.

The last million will take 114 years to mine. Halvings every four years. Fun. Meanwhile, Bitcoin ETFs and treasury companies are hoarding BTC like it’s the apocalypse. Michael Saylor’s company bought 17,994 BTC for $1.28 billion. Because why not? They now hold 738,731 BTC. I hold zero. Thanks for asking.

Retail holders are pulling their BTC off exchanges like it’s going out of style. Almost one million coins left trading platforms in the past year. Safety first, right? Or maybe they’re just tired of the fees. Either way, it’s a thing that’s happening.

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2026-03-10 15:57