X Money & Bitcoin: A Rom-Com?

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Right, so Elon’s X Money thing. Apparently, it’s going to be *the* everything app. Like, can it also do my laundry and find me a decent date? 🤔 Anyway, Linda Yaccarino, the CEO, made a big fuss about a Visa partnership. Moving money around like Zelle or Venmo. 🥱 Standard, darling. But then… the whispers started. Bitcoin. On X. 🤯

I mean, Elon’s a bit of a crypto-flirt, isn’t he? Tesla made a cool $600 million, and everyone’s saying it’s thanks to Bitcoin. Which, fair play, BTC. 💅 But does that mean it’s automatically getting a seat at the X Money table? Don’t get ahead of yourselves, kids.

Tesla’s apparently the 6th biggest Bitcoin hoarder, by the way. Who knew? They’re like digital dragons, sitting on a pile of virtual gold. 🐉

And then there’s Dogecoin. Elon’s crypto-crush. Will DOGE get an invite to the party, too? It’s like watching a crypto love triangle unfold. 🍿 Someone fetch me a gin.

The rumor mill’s churning out tales of *loads* of altcoins joining the X Money shindig. If that happens, the crypto market might actually explode. 💥 Like, in a good way. (For once.)

Oh, and remember when Twitter (now X, obviously) had that Bitcoin tipping thing back in 2021? Jack Dorsey’s little experiment. Well, apparently, the US regulatory landscape is a right killjoy. 🙄 But now, X Payments LLC has its ducks in a row, so maybe, just maybe, crypto on X isn’t a total pipe dream.

And because of all this *drama*, Bitcoin’s price is doing a little happy dance. 💃 Up over 2% and strutting around at $104,900.07. Someone get that coin a tiara. 👑

Dogecoin, though? Bless its little cotton socks. Down a bit. Maybe it’s sulking because it hasn’t gotten a formal invitation to the X Money party yet. Don’t worry, DOGE. Your time will come. (Maybe.) 😉

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2025-01-30 12:14