Oy vey! According to these fancy-schmancy numbers from CoinGlass, about $2.9 million in XRP shorts just went belly up! Poof! Gone! Like a matzo ball in a hurricane! 💨
The price of this Ripple-diddle-dee token shot up 5%! Five whole percent! Enough to buy a decent pastrami on rye… maybe. 🥪
XRP is strutting its stuff, leading the whole crypto parade after some jabroni released US jobs data. Even Bitcoin, that big cheese, is sniffing around $100,000 again! A 2% bump? What is this, amateur hour? 😜
Apparently, Uncle Sam only added 143,000 jobs last month. That’s less than the 170,000 the so-called “experts” were yapping about. And get this: unemployment is lower than expected! Go figure! 🤷♂️
This report is messugah! A real mixed bag! Analysts are saying the Fed won’t cut rates anytime soon. They’re probably too busy playing mahjong. 🀄
Kathy Jones from Charles Schwab (sounds like a deli!) says, “The employment report was solid! Healthy growth! Wage growth! No reason to cut rates!” Sheesh, sounds like she’s auditioning for a commercial. 🎬
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2025-02-07 17:56