Ah, the theater of crypto, where the players prance and the coins dance! At the grand XRP masquerade, Rayhaneh Sharif Askary, the sage of Grayscale’s product and research, proclaimed with a flourish, “XRP, oh XRP, thou art the whispered desire of advisors and their clients alike!”
Indeed, the good lady declared that from the farthest corners of the land, advisors are besieged by their clients’ queries, “XRP, XRP, what sayest thou of XRP?” And lo, in some circles, it is second only to the mighty Bitcoin in the hearts of the crypto faithful. Grayscale, ever the chronicler, tweeted this tale, leaving the masses to ponder the persistence of XRP’s allure.
Enter Brad Garlinghouse, the CEO of Ripple, who, with a flexed bicep emoji, doth proclaim his strength and approval. A gesture so bold, it doth rival the mightiest of Shakespearean soliloquies! “Behold,” it seems to say, “XRP flexeth harder than mine own emoji!”
Saylor, the harbinger of doom, crieth, “We are in Crypto Winter!”
Crypto Market Review: XRP teetereth at the precipice of $1.50, while Shiba Inu (SHIB) findeth itself in the oversold dungeon. Doth BTC prepare for a triangle breakout, or is it but a fool’s errand?
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– Brad Garlinghouse (@bgarlinghouse) February 17, 2026
XRP, the North Star of Ripple’s grand odyssey
At the XRP Community Day, a spectacle of pomp and circumstance, Garlinghouse and his consort, Monica Long, sang XRP’s praises. “XRP, thou art our North Star,” they declared, “the center of our universe, the beacon of our endeavors!” New proclamations were made: tokenization, partnerships with Aviva Investors, and the appointment of Brett Mollin as the XRPL Foundation’s director. A veritable feast of announcements!
Aviva Investors, the global titan, hath joined hands with Ripple to tokenize traditional fund structures, bringing real utility to the XRP Ledger. And XRP, ever the performer, tradeth up 2.02% in a day and 10% in a week, reaching the lofty heights of $1.48.
Mark thy calendars, for on February 18, the Permissioned DEX amendment (XLS-81) shall grace the XRPL mainnet, creating controlled trading environments within the native DEX. A grand finale to this crypto comedy, no doubt!
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