Oh, the delicious wit of it—dear Mr. Saylor insists that the Buffett brigade has rather missed the caviar, mistaking the entire digital banquet for a humble pack of crisps. Bitcoin, he proclaims with the dramatic flair of a West End debutante, is nothing less than “digital capital”—a shimmering, paradigm-shifting marvel for the modern age.
Progress Has a Reluctant Plus One: Fear of the Unknown
The chronicles of human progress are littered with the wary footsteps of those who were simply not having it. Electricity, radioactivity, radio waves, antibiotics, lasers, computers—each greeted with the same squint-eyed suspicion one reserves for an avant-garde canapé. Saylor rather drolly notes: expecting everyone in 1890 to understand electricity’s potential? One might as well hand a soufflé recipe to a goldfish.
Even our language tips its hat to terror—one is “shocked” by electricity, positively “burned” by fire. No wonder the denizens of common sense cling to comfort, wrapping themselves in the tartan rug of the familiar, lest innovation nip at their toes.
And yet—how splendid!—our urban idylls and whirring transport owe their existence to those brave souls who stared at fire and wires and thought, “Why not?” If New York runs on Dunkin’, history runs on dauntlessness. 🍸
Bitcoin: The Volatile Starlet of Finance
According to Saylor, BTC is simply following the red carpet laid by its technological forerunners. Yes, it’s volatile—a diva, darling!—sashaying onto the financial stage with “ten times the energy” of those staid old capital assets. The secret isn’t to cower in the wings, quaking at the possibility of a dramatic entrance, but to grab a seat in the front row and enjoy the show.
The bold and the brazen, Saylor assures, can capitalise on Bitcoin’s operatic highs and tempestuous lows. Why sulk in the foyer when you could be on stage with the orchestra? Today’s digital audacity, after all, will fund tomorrow’s champagne. 🍾📈
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