So, let me get this straight: BitMine (BMNR) decides it’s a good idea to drop up to $1 billion on a stock buyback. Yeah, because nothing screams “we care about shareholder value” like tossing that kind of cash around! 💸 You know, they’re just trying to support their long-term Ethereum stash—and let’s not forget, they’ve got 625,000 ETH, 192 BTC, and $401 million in the bank! What, did they win the crypto lottery or something?
The chairman, in all his wisdom, declares that this whole buyback situation is, of course, totally in line with their master plan to—surprise!—grow Ethereum holdings while optimizing their capital structure. Sounds fancy, right? 😏 Really though, is there a secret handshake we don’t know about in the world of crypto? This is all about reinforcing their commitment to digital asset growth, not to mention boosting that investor confidence—because who doesn’t want to feel good in this rollercoaster of a crypto market? 🎢
So here we are, in a world where a billion dollars is like pocket change to these guys, and they want us to take them seriously about growing digital assets. Can we get a reality check, please? 🤨
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2025-07-29 15:49