Well now, it appears Donald Trump’s stampede through the wild west of crypto is fixin’ to get a little wilder—a Monopoly-flavored real estate video game, all tangled up with blockchain. The man truly can’t see a bandwagon without tryin’ to hop aboard. 🚀
Trump’s Next Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Blockchain, Board Games, and More Shenanigans
President Donald Trump must have decided tweets and NFTs weren’t enough, so he’s saddlin’ up to launch a new crypto game. Word is, it’ll look a whole lot like Monopoly—a game about pretend fortunes, bankrupting neighbors, and arguing over who gets to be the top hat, which feels suspiciously on brand. 🎩
Why stop at NFTs and memecoins when you can try for a full sweep? Fortune says this game lands in late April, riding in with a posse of other Trump crypto rides: those pesky NFTs, a memecoin, some DeFi sorcery, and let’s not forget that bitcoin mining outfit dragged into daylight by his sons. There’s family bonding, and then there’s whatever this is.
Sources claim the game borrows heavily from MONOPOLY GO!—so you’ll earn funny-money, build cities, and chase glory without ever leaving your sofa. Bill Zanker, friend to Trump and co-conspirator in the land of memes and NFTs, is grinding away on this digital marvel. Maybe he’ll let us pay rent in Dogecoin. 🐕💸
All this comes hot off a stack of new Trump crypto trademarks, while The Donald preaches a pro-bitcoin sermon for a strategic bitcoin stash in Washington. His critics are hollering “conflict of interest!” but honestly, that’s as predictable as a hotel on Boardwalk. The Trump clan assures us it’s all about conviction (or was it convenience?). If the stars line up, this game could be the next big scheme to mix blockchains and button-mashing. Or maybe it’s just another chance to pass Go and collect $200,000—one tweet at a time. 🎲
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2025-04-15 23:02