In an epic comedy of legislative errors—or was it genius?—North Carolina just passed a bill, 71–44. That’s right, folks: 71 people want to turn the state’s money into internet pixie dust, and 44 are still looking for the instructions to their fax machines.
The House didn’t just read the bill once. No, no—they read it twice, maybe even three times, because who actually understands crypto after only one pass? They liked it so much, they’re sending it straight to the Senate. Maybe the Senate will just HODL it, who knows?
It’s 2025, and if your state doesn’t have at least one blockchain intern and a digital wallet, are you even keeping up with the Joneses? Lawmakers across the U.S. are jumping on the bandwagon, some because they believe in technology, others because their grandkids explained to them what a Bitcoin is and they just want to look hip at bingo night.
Enter HB 92: North Carolina’s shot at being the first state to stuff its treasury with Bitcoin instead of, you know, old-fashioned boring cash. Maybe soon they’ll measure their reserves in Satoshis per sweet tea. Could this be the wild move that transforms the state into a financial powerhouse, or just another punchline in the ongoing saga of legislative shenanigans? Either way, if this thing passes, don’t act surprised if your next tax refund is denominated in Dogecoin. 🐕💰
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2025-05-01 00:31