You WON’T Believe What XRP Is Up To! Analysts & Whales Go Wild 🐳🚀

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What You Need To Not Need To Know, But Will Anyway

  • XRP, after flirting outrageously with success post-US elections, decided exercise is overrated and took a nap during Q1—even while the whole “SEC lawsuit soap opera” allegedly rolled its credits and went off-air.
  • No one’s pronounced XRP deceased, not even the shady characters who live in the ‘comment’ section. However, one influencer with more followers than an online cult assures us XRP is, in fact, just buffering. Like your internet. Forever.

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So, Is It Alive or Just Pretending?

Meet John Squire, a chap who decided that waiting a decade for anything to happen wasn’t masochistic enough. With Ripple dutifully pinging 55+ countries and hobnobbing with the likes of SBI, Tranglo, and Santander, Squire insists XRP is not some upstart meme-coin invented in a fever dream by a teenager with too much spare time.

He also addressed the fact Ripple and the SEC have spent about as long litigating as most marriages last, with the SEC still keeping everyone in suspense just to see if anyone cares. Meanwhile, Ripple’s CEO did the blockchain equivalent of dropping the mic back in March and strutted offstage. Now, for unknown reasons, XRP carries around the proud honor of being “the only top 10 coin to fight the US government and live to tweet about it.”

If your definition of excitement is waiting for ETF approvals, then strap in. The CME is launching XRP futures, and Wall Street is apparently texting at 2 a.m. asking, “u up?” There are rumors about BlackRock creating an XRP trust, which is impressive mainly because the rumor itself refuses to die.

Big Money is at the door (please hide the good snacks)

CME plans to serve up XRP futures this May, unless they forget

Wall Street is allegedly polishing its monocle at the opportunity

Those BlackRock rumors are like bad karaoke—just won’t quit

This isn’t just retail FOMO. This is the sound of expensive shoes approaching.

— John Squire (@TheCryptoSquire) May 1, 2025

XRP: The Chart That (Mostly) Refuses To Go Down

Squire, ever the optimist (or possibly masochist), believes XRP is moments away from an epic price surge. Apparently the charts look so bullish they could bench-press Ethereum, and aside from the occasional wobble below $2, XRP’s been doing its unbothered thing above that figure ever since late 2024.

The RSI, whatever that is, is now “cooling,” which apparently is desirable, and the volume is “quietly building”—like a cat plotting world domination from under your sofa. “Smart money doesn’t chase pumps,” Squire says, “it buys when everyone else has dozed off.” Case in point: in April, whales amassed nearly $2 billion in XRP. Whale addresses now outnumber some European cities, topping 300,000—flippers and all.

And after the obligatory, legally-mandated incantation (“this is not financial advice”—and nor was the last 1,200 words), Squire makes a final point: the most despised coins tend to overachieve. XRP: not dead, just in stealth mode, conning gravity and attention spans everywhere.

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2025-05-04 14:42