Key Highlights
- GameStop decided $2.25 billion in convertible notes was burning a hole in their collective pocket, and rumor has it, some of that pile might wander off into Bitcoin. I reckon if Bitcoin starts throwing out “power to the players” coupons, we’ll know where it came from. 💸
- Cipher Mining snuck 111 more BTC under their mattress and didn’t bother tellin’ anybody last week. That’s about as sly as hiding a saloon in a church basement.
- The Blockchain Group talked their shareholders into lettin’ them raise up to €10 billion. That’s billion with a B—and if that doesn’t buy a fancier name for “The Blockchain Group,” I don’t know what will.
- H100 Group and STOKR shook hands on tokenized convertible loan options. In plain English, they’re figuring out how to make loans complicated enough to confuse your accountant and your bartender. 🍸
- The Smarter Web Company managed to sneak onto the OTCQB market under ticker $TSWCF. Congratulations to them—next stop: world domination, or at least a snazzier logo.
- Not to be outdone, The Blockchain Group whispered that they too wanna cozy up to the OTCQX market. Guess they’re collecting market tickers like some folks collect souvenir spoons.
- DDC Enterprise picked BitGo to babysit their Bitcoin. Nothing says “responsible adult” like hiring a digital house-sitter for your magic internet money.
- Vanadi Coffee hired Bit2Me to mind their liquidity and custody. Coffee and crypto: together at last. ☕️🤷♂️
- HK Asia Holdings got tired of their old name and now call themselves Moon Inc. Because when you’re reaching for the moon, you might as well name yourself after it. 🚀
- KULR, tired of counting high numbers, is doing a 1-for-8 reverse stock split. That means if you had eight shares, now you have one. Somewhere, a math teacher is crying.
- Bluebird Mining, still more “future” than “mining,” is reportedly itching to buy £200,000 in BTC mining gear. Hope they remember to plug it in.
- Standard Strategies rustled up $500k in a private placement, with Tiger Royalties pitching in half the pot. They say they’re focused on analytics and infrastructure, but my guess is they’re just trying to build a smarter mousetrap for Bitcoin profits. 🐭
Outlook
If all these corporate shenanigans are anything to go by, it seems everyone and their cousin wants a piece of Bitcoin pie. No longer just keeping BTC around like a spare mule for a rainy day—these folks are making it part of the family farm. It’s all about strategy, structure, and trying to make the future look less like a riverboat and more like a steam engine. Should be mighty interesting watching these companies figure out which end of the crypto shovel is up. 🚂
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2025-06-14 22:46