You’ll Never Believe How Curve Finance’s X Account Went Bonkers! 🤯

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Alright, listen. Curve Finance, big in the stablecoin lending gig, and apparently also big in getting their X account hacked—what a combo, right? Anyway, the hackers waltz in, toss out some phony CRV airdrop nonsense in a post, “Sign up! Hurry! Free money!” Who doesn’t love a little financial panic over the weekend? Classic.

Curve Finance X Account Implosion: Not the Good Kind of Drama

So these hackers drop a link to—I kid you not—Curve’s actual website, like they’re really spice connoisseurs of fraud. Michael Egorov (he’s the Curve boss, but you knew that, right? Sure you did) pops on, confirms the obvious, “Yeah, that’s not us.” Really, Michael? Who else would it be, my Aunt Edna?

His advice? “Don’t click anything from our X account.” Radical suggestion, Michael. Just a thought, maybe don’t have your social media guarded by password123 next time? 🥴 Anyway, CrediBULL Crypto (this guy’s name, come on) also chimes in, more warnings, less guidance, everyone flailing. Typical Tuesday.

But let’s be real, X is basically a playground for crypto scammers. Remember back in March, when Ripple CTO Schwartz had to do the “see something, say something” dance? John Deaton’s profile was blowing up with scammy stuff. It’s like Whac-A-Mole but less fun and with fewer tickets.

No word yet on how the hackers even got in. Egorov claims it’s just the X account. “Just.” Like, thanks, I feel so much better now.

CRV Token Goes Nuts, Because Why Not?

Here’s the best part: while everyone’s losing their minds, the CRV token is partying! The price jumps 1.9% in a day, hitting $0.7. Daily trading volume: $124.3 million. Apparently, panic is good for business. Who knew?

The Mental Trader (ignore the nickname, try to focus) said CRV could hit $3. Maybe he’s psychic, who knows. On top of that, Egorov himself has been dumping millions of CRV tokens. Since March 24? 3.083 million of ’em! March 26? Another two million. The guy sells CRV like he’s at a farmers’ market. Naturally, people are speculating if the price will nose-dive or take off into the stratosphere. Buckle up, folks.

Everyone’s Suddenly Obsessed with Curve Finance Again

Somehow, the price pump’s given Curve a glow-up from last summer’s hack disaster. DeFi diehards are back in force. Over Q1 2025, Curve did $35 billion in trading volumes. That’s up 13% from last year. Can you imagine $35 billion passing through anything in three months? I can’t even get my mail delivered correctly once a week.

DeFiLama—who, by the way, I’m convinced is just three data geeks in a llama suit—reports the transactions blew up from 1.8 million to 5.5 million. Apparently, nothing brings people together like the mutual fear of getting scammed.

Gotta love crypto. One minute, you’re hacked. Next minute, everyone wants your tokens. It’s called volatility—look it up. 😂

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2025-05-05 22:19