You’ve Gotta See Why Strategy Stopped Buying Bitcoin! 😂💰

Well, folks, hold onto your wallets because Michael Saylor, the big cheese at Strategy, has just dropped a bombshell! They didn’t buy a single Bitcoin last week! Can you believe it? 😱

Just the other day, on Feb. 10—like it was an ordinary Tuesday—the company puffed out its chest and announced its first big BTC purchase after a makeover that would make even the Kardashians jealous! All they needed was a teeny tiny 7,633 Bitcoin to feel complete. Aww, poor little company, halting their 12-week splurge for a coffee break! ☕️

Now, let’s talk about their impressive stash: a whopping 478,740 Bitcoin! And they got them at the average price of $65,033 each. That’s right, when they bought in, they went full “bling-bling” mode! 💎

Meanwhile, their shares are as exciting as watching paint dry in pre-market trading. They’ve been on a rollercoaster, losing something like 13% over the last month. Yikes! 🎢

And while all this drama unfolds, the big daddy of crypto—the one and only Bitcoin—is casually hanging out at $96,231, according to our good ol’ pal CoinGecko. What a time to be alive! 💸

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2025-02-18 17:35